What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
Werewolves love their fast food.
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
Live to tell the tail.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.