Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
Werewolves love their fast food.
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
Go to BabaMail
