Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
Werewolves love their fast food.
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
Live to tell the tail.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
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