What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
Live to tell the tail.
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
Werewolves love their fast food.
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
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