What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
Werewolves love their fast food.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
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