What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
Live to tell the tail.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
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