What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
Werewolves love their fast food.
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
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