"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
Werewolves love their fast food.
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
Live to tell the tail.
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
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