If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
Werewolves love their fast food.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.