Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
Live to tell the tail.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
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