What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
Live to tell the tail.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
Werewolves love their fast food.
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
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