Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
Live to tell the tail.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
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