Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
Live to tell the tail.
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
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