What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
Live to tell the tail.
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
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