What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
Werewolves love their fast food.
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound