Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
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