What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
Q: What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
My neighbour always thinks he knows more about the weather than me
The guy is a real snow it all.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
Local weather reports state there won't be any rain for 1 year, but I drought it.
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
I got lost in the mist today.
I didn’t have the foggiest idea where I was.
I over boiled some venison broth earlier.
It was deerly mist.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft
What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another!
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
What is a tornado's favorite Elton John song? Candle in the Wind!
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
It was so hot that the bee's perm had become extremely unmanageable, so she turned into a frizzbee.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
Did you hear about the cow that was lifted into the air by a tornado? It was an udder disaster!
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
Humpty Dumpty had a terrible summer, but he sure had a great fall.
A bunch of chill-dren from the neighborhood played all afternoon in the snow.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
Q: Why do windmills love loud, heavy rock music?
A: They’re metal fans.
I'm going to discuss global warming on Sunday at a debate. It's a very heated topic.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
When moving a piece of furniture at the weather station, you'll be needing four casters.
Q: Why did the wind turbine blush?
A. It broke wind.
Where does fog go to the bathroom?
Anywhere it wants.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
Q: Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?
A: Because you’re breaking wind.
Q: What falls but never hits the ground?
A: The temperature
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
What's the weather like in Mexico?
Chili today, hot tamale.
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
How can colors be used to predict the weather?
By their huemidity.
The wind is following a new workout program. It’s called air conditioning.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
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