What did the tornado say to the sports car?
Let's go for a spin!
There was news of a snowstorm. It arrived white on time.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
I thought I saw some fog yesterday.
But I guess my memory’s a little cloudy.
I guess you could say that things hit by tornado's are blown up.
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
There's a basic difference between weather and climate: you can't weather a tree, but you can definitely climate.
I tried to catch the fog.
But I mist.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another!
What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?
A mist conception.
My glasses may be fogged up, but don’t worry I’ll be fine.
I’m optimistic!
Q: What did Julius Caesar’s pet windmill say?
A: I came, I spun, I conquered.
When moving a piece of furniture at the weather station, you'll be needing four casters.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
A good friend of mine fell into a vaporiser and died.
She is sadly mist.
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
Q: Why did the tornado take a break?
A: Because it ran out of wind!
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
I enjoy the cold weather
But only to a certain degree.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
What did one cloud of fog say to the other?
I don’t know. It’s a mistery.
This very fair weather actually makes me feel like a feather!
Q; What’s the difference between origami and grandpa passing wind?
A: One is the art of the fold, the other, the fart of the old.
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
Q: Why does a hurricane wear a monocle?
A: It has only had one eye!
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
Mother always knows best. But when winter comes around, Mother Nature snows best.
Q: What do you call a weatherman who farts while he pees?
A. Rain with a little wind and thunder.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
The wind had such a great time. You could say it had a blast.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
Where does fog go to the bathroom?
Anywhere it wants.
Q: Why do windmills love loud, heavy rock music?
A: They’re metal fans.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
With the nice warm weather last weekend, a neighbor was enthusiastically diggin' in the dirt planting his garden!
He was so excited about it, he wet his plants.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
Q: Why did the wind turbine blush?
A. It broke wind.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
How can colors be used to predict the weather?
By their huemidity.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
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