There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?
A: A rough draft
A bunch of chill-dren from the neighborhood played all afternoon in the snow.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
What did the vegan wear to the beach?
A zucchini!
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
It was hot today and when I went outside I saw there was a line of guys standing outside the hairdressers. I thought to myself, "Such a lovely day to have a barber queue".
When can your cup of coffee tell the weather?
When it's muggy.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
Q: Why does a hurricane wear a monocle?
A: It has only had one eye!
Q: What did Julius Caesar’s pet windmill say?
A: I came, I spun, I conquered.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
Our weather bureau is actually an umbrella organization.
What is a tornado's favorite Elton John song? Candle in the Wind!
Want to hear a joke about weather?
Actually, never mind. I'll just save it for a rainy day.
Who does their best work when they're under the weather?
Meteorologists.
Did you hear about the cow that was lifted into the air by a tornado? It was an udder disaster!
A man went to buy long underwear cause the weather was getting cold. The cashier asked " How long would you like them"
"From march to September", said the man.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
Humpty Dumpty had a terrible summer, but he sure had a great fall.
What did one cloud of fog say to the other?
I don’t know. It’s a mistery.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
Q: Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?
A: Because you’re breaking wind.
Because it was so foggy at my father’s funeral, he was buried in the wrong plot.
It was a grave mist-stake.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
Q: What is the opposite of a cold front?
A: A warm back
I over boiled some venison broth earlier.
It was deerly mist.
It was so hot that the bee's perm had become extremely unmanageable, so she turned into a frizzbee.
You can’t predict wind speeds with certainty. The best you can do is make a gust-imate.
Q: What do you call a weatherman who farts while he pees?
A. Rain with a little wind and thunder.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
My glasses may be fogged up, but don’t worry I’ll be fine.
I’m optimistic!
I'm feeling exceptionally alone in this cold weather. It's probably because I'm completely ice-olated.
I hate windy weather. It really blows.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
I tried playing baseball in the fog today.
It was a bit hit and mist.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?
A mist conception.
My neighbour always thinks he knows more about the weather than me
The guy is a real snow it all.
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