I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
What is a tornado's favorite Elton John song? Candle in the Wind!
Q: Why does a hurricane wear a monocle?
A: It has only had one eye!
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
Why do people like storm watching so much?
The lightning is quite striking!
Q: What did the cloud say to the lightning bolt?
A: You're shocking!
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
What is a tornado's favorite movie? Gone With the Wind!
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
There was news of a snowstorm. It arrived white on time.
Q: Why is it so windy in England?
A: Because Harry Kane (hurricane) lives there..
Q: How does a butcher keep his tent up in a strong winds?
A: With steaks!
Mother always knows best. But when winter comes around, Mother Nature snows best.
I'm trying to think of a weather pun, but my mind's kinda cloudy now.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
We got the news of a coming flood today. The news was leaked.
A man went to buy long underwear cause the weather was getting cold. The cashier asked " How long would you like them"
"From march to September", said the man.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
There’s an old oak near my house that’s always surrounded by fog.
I don’t know why, it’s a mist tree.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?
A: A rough draft
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
I got lost in the mist today.
I didn’t have the foggiest idea where I was.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
A guy just walked into my store and bought a bunch of fog machines so I called the cops.
He must belong to an extreme mist organization.
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
Q: What falls but never hits the ground?
A: The temperature
It was so hot that the bee's perm had become extremely unmanageable, so she turned into a frizzbee.
Q: What is a wind turbine’s favorite musical group?
A: Air Supply
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
It was pretty foggy outside today.
I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
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