Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
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