How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.