Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.