Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.