How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
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