What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
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