Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
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