If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
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