Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
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