Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
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