Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
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