Who succeeded the Vikings?
The Z-kings
One night, a Viking called Rudolph the red was looking out of his window when he suddenly said, "It's going to rain."
His wife asked, "How do you know?"
"Because Rudolph the red knows rain, dear."
Where does a Viking keep their baby?
In the Norsery."
How do you communicate with the spirit of a Viking warrior?
With a Nor-Ouija board.
What do you call a weary Viking conqueror?
Bluetooth low energy
What do you call a Viking cat call?
Valholla
What stories did Vikings tell their children?
Norsery Rhymes
Vikings joke
Why do West Virginia residences love the Vikings?
They catch theilens from their cousins.
There's this video game about an FBI psychologist hunting a Viking Angel of Death....
I believe it's named Valkyrie's Profile.
Old Norse cuisine is simply not to my Viking.
Norwegian archeologists have uncovered the very first Viking parenting book.
The title, translated into modern language, is *It Takes a Pillage*.
Why are Scandinavian women so hot?
The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones.
It might take a village to raise a child...
but it only takes a viking to raze a village.
What is a Vikings favourite letter?
Well obviously it's the C!
Why can't Vikings fans eat cereal? Because they choke before they ever reach the bowl.
What kind of car does a viking drive?
A fjord
Vikings weren't exactly the best at drinking contests.
They were quite MEADiocre.
What do you call a Viking who's been bitten by a vampire?
Norseferatu.
Why was the viking boxer loved so much
He ragna"rocked" the house
Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?
He was Bjorn again.
A Viking walked into a bar.
The bartender asked, Why the long ship?
Was Henry VI a ViKing?
Why did the Vikings not have high doorknobs?
Because of Loki.
What does a Muslim Viking say at the movie theater?
Valhalla Snackbar!
Why do companies all around the world fear Vikings?
Because of their skills in hacking
What do you call a Viking soldier's trusty steed?
A horse in the force of the Norse, of course.
My friends and I are starting a disco group.
We'll dress as a Viking, a Mongol, a Caribbean pirate, a Bedouin raider, and a Spanish conquistador.
We call ourselves: The Pillage People.
What do you call a vegetarian Viking?
Norvegan.
Why do vikings have barcodes on their ships?
Its so they can scan-de-navien
How do Vikings get each other's attention?
They ValHolla!
What is a Viking's favorite music?
Ragnarock.
How was the viking party?
Pretty Loki.
What did the Viking chieftain say when asked about his motivation?
"I'm in it for the longhall."
Why did the Vikings sail to England in longboats?
It was too far to swim!
When the Vikings discovered America, what did they name it?
Norse America.
What does vikings call english villages?
Chopping centers.
When a ship or Vikings suddenly vanishes
There's a disturbance in the Norse
How does a Viking show the amount of raiding and pillaging that they do at the same time?
They use a Sven Diagram.
What's a Vikings favourite dance?
The Loki cokey.
What are the Vikings favorite drink?
Mini Sodas
Why did the teacher use the evolution of Thor in viking mythology to teach both literature and Northern European history in her class?
She wanted to demonstrate using a Meta-Thor.
What did a viking said to the other after a dad joke?
Aesir what you did there.
What was the Vikings favorite song while invading England ?
Heathen flow by Pearl Jam
Did the Vikings believe in reincarnation?
That's a re-Thorical question.
How can you tell if you're at a classy Viking restaurant?
They have Valhallet parking
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