What does vikings call english villages?
Chopping centers.
A viking adds symbols to an axe he has just made ...
" Oh no iv runed it"
Did you hear about the viking cannibal?
He had a Swede-tooth.
How do you communicate with the spirit of a Viking warrior?
With a Nor-Ouija board.
How was the viking party?
Pretty Loki.
What do you call a viking who is attracted to both genders?
Biking
Why did the Viking buy an old boat?
He couldn't a fjord a new one.
Where does a Viking keep their baby?
In the Norsery."
How did Vikings send secret messages?
Norse code
The Vikings had an initiative tradition where a child had to participate in a raid to become a full man.
As they say, it takes a pillage to raise a child.
Vikings aren't afraid of death.
They know they'll be Bjorn again.
What does a Muslim Viking say at the movie theater?
Valhalla Snackbar!
What do you call a Viking soldier's trusty steed?
A horse in the force of the Norse, of course.
The Vikings had an initiative tradition where a child had to participate in a raid to become a full man
... as they say, it takes a pillage to raise a child.
What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?
Barberians.
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