A Viking walked into a bar.
The bartender asked, Why the long ship?
Roman soldiers are trained.
But Vikings are Bjorn.
What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?
Barberians.
What's the difference between a Viking and that one Bond movie where he's in space?
One's *Moonraker*, the other's a rune maker.
How does a Viking show the amount of raiding and pillaging that they do at the same time?
They use a Sven Diagram.
It might take a village to raise a child...
but it only takes a viking to raze a village.
What do you call a Swedish cycling group?
Viking Biking
Who succeeded the Vikings?
The Z-kings
What did the Viking boss say to his band of misbehaving marauders?
It's either my way or Norway!
What does vikings call english villages?
Chopping centers.
How was the viking party?
Pretty Loki.
Why did the Vikings sail to England in longboats?
It was too far to swim!
What's a Vikings favourite dance?
The Loki cokey.
Why did the Viking buy an old boat?
He couldn't a fjord a new one.
Where do Vikings go when they get old?
The Norsing home.