Why can't Vikings fans eat cereal? Because they choke before they ever reach the bowl.
The Vikings had an initiative tradition where a child had to participate in a raid to become a full man
... as they say, it takes a pillage to raise a child.
A viking adds symbols to an axe he has just made ...
" Oh no iv runed it"
Why did the Vikings not have high doorknobs?
Because of Loki.
A Viking walked into a bar.
The bartender asked, Why the long ship?
What do you tell the nobles of Scandinavia whenever you're leaving their house?
Viking.
How do Vikings get each other's attention?
They ValHolla!
What did Dead Viking say to Voluptuous Valkyrie?
Valhallo there.
Why was the viking boxer loved so much
He ragna"rocked" the house
How did Vikings send secret messages?
Norse code
Where did the Viking buy his guitar?
Nordstrom's
What did the Viking chieftain say when asked about his motivation?
"I'm in it for the longhall."
Roman soldiers are trained.
But Vikings are Bjorn.
What was the Vikings favorite song while invading England ?
Heathen flow by Pearl Jam
Why do vikings have barcodes on their ships?
Its so they can scan-de-navien
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