Why were the Vikings such good sailors?
You can lead a Norse to water but you can't make him sink.
How do you communicate with the spirit of a Viking warrior?
With a Nor-Ouija board.
What does a Muslim Viking say at the movie theater?
Valhalla Snackbar!
There's this video game about an FBI psychologist hunting a Viking Angel of Death....
I believe it's named Valkyrie's Profile.
What is a Viking's favorite music?
Ragnarock.
What do you call a viking cemetary?
A grey fjord.
How do Vikings get each other's attention?
They ValHolla!
What did one Viking war paint say to the other?
Poly, you're a Thane.
What do you call a viking who is attracted to both genders?
Biking
Vikings aren't afraid of death.
They know they'll be Bjorn again.
What did the Viking chieftain say when asked about his motivation?
"I'm in it for the longhall."
Wanna hear a joke about Vikings?
Never mind, there's Norway you'd laugh at it.
What's a Vikings favourite dance?
The Loki cokey.
The Vikings had an initiative tradition where a child had to participate in a raid to become a full man.
As they say, it takes a pillage to raise a child.
What do you call a weary Viking conqueror?
Bluetooth low energy
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