What was the Vikings favorite song while invading England ?
Heathen flow by Pearl Jam
When a ship or Vikings suddenly vanishes
There's a disturbance in the Norse
How do you communicate with the spirit of a Viking warrior?
With a Nor-Ouija board.
What's the difference between a Viking and that one Bond movie where he's in space?
One's *Moonraker*, the other's a rune maker.
Why was the viking boxer loved so much
He ragna"rocked" the house
What did the Viking chieftain say when asked about his motivation?
"I'm in it for the longhall."
Where do Vikings go when they get old?
The Norsing home.
What do you call a group of penniless Viking grave diggers?
The poor norsemen of the necropolis.
A viking adds symbols to an axe he has just made ...
" Oh no iv runed it"
What do you call a vegetarian Viking?
Norvegan.
What do you call a Viking who's been bitten by a vampire?
Norseferatu.
Vikings aren't afraid of death.
They know they'll be Bjorn again.
How did Vikings send secret messages?
Norse code
What do you call a Viking soldier's trusty steed?
A horse in the force of the Norse, of course.
How do Vikings get each other's attention?
They ValHolla!
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