What do you call a weary Viking conqueror?
Bluetooth low energy
What did the Viking chieftain say when asked about his motivation?
"I'm in it for the longhall."
When the Vikings discovered America, what did they name it?
Norse America.
Why are Scandinavian women so hot?
The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones.
How do you communicate with the spirit of a Viking warrior?
With a Nor-Ouija board.
Why did the Vikings sail to England in longboats?
It was too far to swim!
What does vikings call english villages?
Chopping centers.
Why did the Viking buy an old boat?
He couldn't a fjord a new one.
How does a Viking show the amount of raiding and pillaging that they do at the same time?
They use a Sven Diagram.
What does a Muslim Viking say at the movie theater?
Valhalla Snackbar!
A viking adds symbols to an axe he has just made ...
" Oh no iv runed it"
What did the Viking boss say to his band of misbehaving marauders?
It's either my way or Norway!
Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?
He was Bjorn again.
Where do southern Viking descendants go after death?
Y'allhalla.
What is the most popular console with the vikings?
The axe-box