My friends and I are starting a disco group.
We'll dress as a Viking, a Mongol, a Caribbean pirate, a Bedouin raider, and a Spanish conquistador.
We call ourselves: The Pillage People.
What do you call a Swedish cycling group?
Viking Biking
It might take a village to raise a child...
but it only takes a viking to raze a village.
Wanna hear a joke about Vikings?
Never mind, there's Norway you'd laugh at it.
What's a Vikings favourite dance?
The Loki cokey.
How do Vikings get each other's attention?
They ValHolla!
What does a Muslim Viking say at the movie theater?
Valhalla Snackbar!
What did the Viking boss say to his band of misbehaving marauders?
It's either my way or Norway!
What stories did Vikings tell their children?
Norsery Rhymes
How do you communicate with the spirit of a Viking warrior?
With a Nor-Ouija board.
What do you call a Viking who is really good at basketball?
a Vallhalla Balla.
What did one Viking war paint say to the other?
Poly, you're a Thane.
What is a Vikings favourite letter?
Well obviously it's the C!
What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?
Barberians.
Where do Vikings go when they get old?
The Norsing home.
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