Two TV antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married...
The ceremony was boring but the reception was brilliant.
What do you call an Incarcerated late night TV show host?
Jimmy Felon.
What did Master Yoda say when he saw himself on the television?
HDMI
What TV shows are squeaky clean?
Soap Operas
My TV hates the outside world.
Whenever it faces outside it just glares.
Television is a medium,
Because anything well done is rare.
What TV show did the astronaut appear in?
Dancing with the stars.
My Co-Worker came in today exhausted from staying up all night watching Television comedies...
She Satired.
What do mushrooms watch on TV?
Spores.
What do you call a regular potato broadcasting sports?
A common tater.
It’s crazy that Dubai doesn’t show The Flintstones on TV...
But Abu Dhabi Do!
My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with acting like a TV news anchor.
More on this after the break.
Last night me and the wife watched three DVDs back to back.
Luckily I was the one facing the TV
There's a programme about the history of perfume on TV tonight.
It's on at 8pm on Chanel Number 5!
I hid the control for the TV
I’m not even remotely sorry.
My son asked me how I never seemed to lose the TV remote when he was growing up.
I told him I'd always put it in a location away from all the clutter...
A remote location.
Whoever named it a television ...
Should've called it a watching machine.
My favorite crime TV show has a duck as the main character.
He always quacks the case.
TV repair during lockdown has been pretty easy.
It’s mostly remote work.
What do you call a kangaroo who watches too much TV?
A pouch potato.
How does a dog stop a TV show?
He presses paws!
What do you call a Smart TV?
In-telly-gent.
Hey did you hear that ESPN is broadcasting this year's Origami competition?
I heard it's pay per view...
I saw an ad that read: “TV for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.” I thought to myself, "I can't turn that down!"
I bring my TV remote into every sports bar I go to so I can change the channel to whatever I want.
It’s a real game changer
I couldn't resist this flirty TV remote...
It was an instant turn on.
My wife told me: “You’ve got to stop watching so much TV, and read more!”...
so I turned on the closed captioning.
My wife says she's divorcing me because of my obsession with television dramas.
But will she leave me...?
Find out next week.
What does a four-wheeled vehicle and a television have in common?
They’re both ATV
They call the first episode of a TV show a "Pilot", because anyone can fly a plane for a couple seconds....
But you have to prove your jokes can land.
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