My wife says she's divorcing me because of my obsession with television dramas.
But will she leave me...?
Find out next week.
What TV show did the astronaut appear in?
Dancing with the stars.
My wife told me: “You’ve got to stop watching so much TV, and read more!”...
so I turned on the closed captioning.
What TV shows are squeaky clean?
Soap Operas
My TV hates the outside world.
Whenever it faces outside it just glares.
There's a programme about the history of perfume on TV tonight.
It's on at 8pm on Chanel Number 5!
My Co-Worker came in today exhausted from staying up all night watching Television comedies...
She Satired.
I hid the control for the TV
I’m not even remotely sorry.
My son asked me how I never seemed to lose the TV remote when he was growing up.
I told him I'd always put it in a location away from all the clutter...
A remote location.
How does a dog stop a TV show?
He presses paws!
It’s crazy that Dubai doesn’t show The Flintstones on TV...
But Abu Dhabi Do!
They call the first episode of a TV show a "Pilot", because anyone can fly a plane for a couple seconds....
But you have to prove your jokes can land.
Television is a medium,
Because anything well done is rare.
Two TV antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married...
The ceremony was boring but the reception was brilliant.
TV repair during lockdown has been pretty easy.
It’s mostly remote work.
What does a four-wheeled vehicle and a television have in common?
They’re both ATV
I saw an ad that read: “TV for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.” I thought to myself, "I can't turn that down!"
My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with acting like a TV news anchor.
More on this after the break.
Whoever named it a television ...
Should've called it a watching machine.
What do you call a kangaroo who watches too much TV?
A pouch potato.
What do you call a Smart TV?
In-telly-gent.
Last night me and the wife watched three DVDs back to back.
Luckily I was the one facing the TV
What do you call an Incarcerated late night TV show host?
Jimmy Felon.
What did Master Yoda say when he saw himself on the television?
HDMI
What do you call a regular potato broadcasting sports?
A common tater.
My favorite crime TV show has a duck as the main character.
He always quacks the case.
Hey did you hear that ESPN is broadcasting this year's Origami competition?
I heard it's pay per view...
What do mushrooms watch on TV?
Spores.
I couldn't resist this flirty TV remote...
It was an instant turn on.
I bring my TV remote into every sports bar I go to so I can change the channel to whatever I want.
It’s a real game changer
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