Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
For instant fun, just add water.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Summer is just floating by.
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
Poor white splash.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
This summer is going swimmingly.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
My moment in the sun.
Water you doing on [date]?
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
This is one spray-cation to remember.
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
Get in the swim this summer.
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
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