This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
Get in the swim this summer.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
This is one spray-cation to remember.
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
Poor white splash.
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
Water you doing on [date]?
Summer is just floating by.
My moment in the sun.
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
For instant fun, just add water.
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
This summer is going swimmingly.
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!