What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
My moment in the sun.
Summer is just floating by.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
Water you doing on [date]?
Get in the swim this summer.
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
For instant fun, just add water.
This summer is going swimmingly.
Poor white splash.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
This is one spray-cation to remember.
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
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