Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
Get in the swim this summer.
Summer is just floating by.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
Water you doing on [date]?
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
This summer is going swimmingly.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
For instant fun, just add water.
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
Poor white splash.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
My moment in the sun.
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
This is one spray-cation to remember.
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