What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
This summer is going swimmingly.
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
Water you doing on [date]?
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
Poor white splash.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
Summer is just floating by.
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
For instant fun, just add water.
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
My moment in the sun.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
Get in the swim this summer.
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
This is one spray-cation to remember.
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