[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
Water you doing on [date]?
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
Poor white splash.
This summer is going swimmingly.
For instant fun, just add water.
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
Summer is just floating by.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
This is one spray-cation to remember.
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
My moment in the sun.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
Get in the swim this summer.
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
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