Summer is just floating by.
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
My moment in the sun.
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
This is one spray-cation to remember.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
Get in the swim this summer.
For instant fun, just add water.
This summer is going swimmingly.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
Water you doing on [date]?
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
Poor white splash.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
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