Summer is just floating by.
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
For instant fun, just add water.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
This is one spray-cation to remember.
My moment in the sun.
Poor white splash.
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
Water you doing on [date]?
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
This summer is going swimmingly.
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
Get in the swim this summer.
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
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