Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
Water you doing on [date]?
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
This is one spray-cation to remember.
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
My moment in the sun.
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
Get in the swim this summer.
For instant fun, just add water.
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
Poor white splash.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
This summer is going swimmingly.
Summer is just floating by.
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