I know my shot was in. But I won’t argue, because I’m not up for the challenge.
My favorite sport is bowling cause I always strike out with girls.
What do runners eat before a big race?
Fast food.
Why should somebody who's just out of rehab think twice before going on a skiing holiday?
Because it's a slippery slope.
Finally, the soccer ball decided to quit the team. The reason behind its move was that it was tied of being kicked around.
Do you know why an octopus is so good at Football?
It gets ten tackles a play.
The basic rule in the bowling game is to ensure you leave no pin standing.
Do baseball players ever wear armor?
Only during knight games.
The reason why soccer players are brilliant in math is because they know how to use their heads well.
I started watching soccer because I could see it’s very relevant to my life.
Little to no goals.
What do you call a fish whith a car? A carfish!
Where is a basketball player's favorite place to eat?
Dunkin' Donuts
When the basketball realized all the checks were bouncing, he decided to visit the bank himself to find out.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
Is the pool safe for diving?
It deep ends.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
Is there a bathroom in this tennis club? Because I’m about to drop a deuce.
Which rangy centre could cover the whole ice? Jean Umbrelliveau.
Did you hear that Notre Dame gave up four interceptions last week?
Knute Rockne would turnover in his grave!
Why don’t quarterbacks share puns at the line of scrimmage?
Because they produce audible groans!
If you doubt whether bowling is a sport, get it from me, that yes, it is a sport, but for people who have talent to spare.
Why did a baseball player decide to take a job at a used car lot during his off season?
He wanted to work on his sales pitch.
Federer is such a legend that they named the Roger’s Cup, and Fed Cup after him.
The bowling team of which I am captain is known lightning. This is because we get countless strikes.
Tennis is a lot like waiting tables. The most important thing to get right is the first serve.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
If you make a mistake of playing basketball with pigs, they will hog the ball.
Which violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?
Ghoul tending.
Bowlers do not make good employees. This is because for 80% of the time, they are always going on strike.
I went to my girlfriend's soccer match for the first time last weekend. She kept grabbing the ball with her hands.
She's a keeper.
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
Which Star Wars movie is a baseball player's least favorite?
The Umpire Strikes Back.
What sport does the Koolaid man play?
Baseball. He's a pitcher.
Why did the vegetarian stop running cross country?
He did not like the meets.
What happened when the football coach’s dog ran onto the field during a game?
He got called for ineligible retriever down field!
A knife tried out for Varsity football.
It didn't make the cut.
What it is it called if you refuse to go running today?
Resistance Training!
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
What kind of insect is bad at football?
A fumble-bee.
Staying humble thanks to that fumble
If somebody says "You pitch great for a southpaw," is that a left-handed compliment?
And yes, gnomes are always trying to get to first base with the ladies.
Having a ball
The best place on earth to shop for soccer kits is New Jersey.
What did the foot say to the football?
I toed you.
Why couldn't the warden decide whether to allow the prison football team play the professional football team?
The idea had its pros and cons.
What do you call a Spanish football player with no legs?
Gracias.
What keeps the beat in a baseball song?
The bass line.
Where did the Flopper work in the offseason? At Dominik's Hat-Check.
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