Is the pool safe for diving?
It deep ends.
The dog didn’t want to play soccer because it was a boxer.
The best holiday for you to go bowling is thanksgiving because you will get turkeys.
Do you want to know what you get when you cross a newborn snake with a basketball? Really! Ooh you will end up with a bouncing baby boa.
Do you believe this? All soccer players, irrespective of their country of origin, have one goal.
Why did the quarterback suddenly walk off the field?
The coach told him to take a hike!
What is the difference between a fish and a piano? You can't tuna fish.
The closer we came to the alley, the louder the bowling thunder.
Every player knows pretty well that they cannot afford to go through life without goals.
What does the pope eat during lent? Holy mackerel!
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, was it Red Bull that gave you wings, or are you just an angel?
A spectator at a baseball game wondered why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then, it hit him.
What do golf and se* have in common?
They’re two things you can enjoy even if you’re bad at both of them.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
I’ve never lost a game of football basketball or volleyball!
Though I’ve never played a game either.
What is the fastest fish in the water? A motopike
Wife: I’m sick and tired of your obsession with golf!
Husband: Why, is it driving a wedge between us?
Both tournament directors published the schedule at the same time. It was a draw.
What is American football called in other countries?
30.48 cm ball.
The toilets at an AMF are known as the boweling alleys.
Who wrote the fantasy novel How To Be A Better Baseball Player?
Ben Schwarmer.
What's the best advice to give to a young baseball player?
If you don't suceed at first, try second base.
Where did the Flopper work in the offseason? At Dominik's Hat-Check.
I’ve been getting blitzed all game
We’ll have a ball.
No intentional frowning is allowed here.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, know what I have in common with this new powder? 8 inches.
Why did the vampire strike out?
He used the wrong bat.
o my friend Justin was late for the football game.
But that’s okay because he arrived Justin time for kickoff.
If an Octopus were to play football, how many tackles per game would an Octopus have?
Tentacles
If ten zombies run after you, what time is it?
Ten after one.
What is the difference between Barry Zito and bowling icon Walter Ray Williams, Jr.?
Walter Ray Williams, Jr. knows how to throw a strike.
Longfellow is the known poet of basketball.
What do you call a very slow skier?
A slope-poke.
My girlfriend left me because all I do is talk about football.
I'm so sad, we were together for 3 seasons.
My moment in the sun.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
The chicken got sent off in the middle of the match because of their persistent fowl play.
Why did the barber win the race?
He took a short cut!
The classiest indoor tennis facilities serve bubble tea.
The last time I wanted to go bowling, all the pins were on strike. So I just stayed at home and watched TV instead.
The moto of their school bowling team was ‘let’s knock em down’.
What do you call a small fish magician? A magic carpet
The bowling solder decided to launch a pre-emptive strike.
What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Anette.
Baseball point to ponder: Why do we sing "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" at the ballpark, if we're already there?
Which rangy centre could cover the whole ice? Jean Umbrelliveau.
Jokes are a lot like American football.
If you haven't gotten anywhere with the first three tries, you'll need to rely on your punner.
Why was the basketball court so slippery?
Because all the players were dribbling on it.
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