Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
I made a snap decision to watch football today
Why did the pirate captain want to hire a baseball player?
He knew he had a chest protector.
Football is one habit I will never kick.
After the Moroccan scored a Hat-trick, the players gathered for the fez-off.
hat do you call it when a runner from Moscow starts a race at Red Square that ends in Finland?
Russian to the Finnish.
It feels great to hit the ball again. It spin a long time.
I can’t believe I framed the ball in for a winner. Shank you!
Pick-up line: You might as well play be a tennis player, because I’m about to court you girl.
Before they go out to a basketball game, all cheerleaders down several bottles of root beer.
Though it sounds mean, a bad soccer team is much like an old bra. It has no cups and minimal support.
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
They aren't allowed to travel.
If you want a loyal marriage, get hitched to a basketball player. He will never pass you, rather he will keep you all to himself.
The calm before the score
What is a golfer’s worst nightmare?
The Bogeyman.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
A goal new ball game I he a kick outta you
The huddle is real
What are the rules in zebra baseball?
Three stripes, and you're out.
Golf is a lot like taxes:
You go for the green and wind up in the hole.
Which commandment do baseball players hate the most? Thou shall not steal.
Why are frogs great outfielders?
Because they never miss a fly.
Who was the fastest runner of all time?
Adam. He was the first in the human race.
Why did the kicker finally decide to marry his high school sweetheart?
She was a fair catch!
Which football playoff team are Star Trek fans rooting for ?
The Green Bay Picards.
Why is a Tornado the best type of football player?
Because it always gets touchdowns.
I like big punts and I cannot lie
o my friend Justin was late for the football game.
But that’s okay because he arrived Justin time for kickoff.
Have you ever played quiet tennis?
It's just like regular tennis but without the racket.
It is not uncommon for elephants to start a stampede. Especially if they want to play for the Chargers.
At the end of the year, there is always a rock n’ bowl concert where everyone gets entertained.
Went on a diving trip with strangers and found a sunken vessel. We're all pitching in to salvage and rebuild it.
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friend-ship.
Why did the vampire strike out?
He used the wrong bat.
The crowd had filled up the venue and everyone was waiting for the bowling alley to open. Finally, they got the ball rolling.
What does the pope eat during lent? Holy mackerel!
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
There is a commonality between a thanksgiving and a bowler guest. They both love turkey.
Which classical Greek may have actually invented baseball?
Homer.
Calm before the score
The only time a basketball team can chase a baseball team is five after nine.
There is a specific type of cats who love to go bowling. They are known as alley cats.
Basketball players at times get athletes foot. Come to think of it, it is like the missle toe astronauts get.
Here’s the game plan: [party details]
With salsa, cheese dip, and guac, our bowl game is hot.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
When is an MLB ballpark the hottest?
After all the fans have left.
Golfer: I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.
Caddie: Try heaven. You’ve already moved most of the earth.
Two racquets started dating. Unfortunately, one was stringing the other along without any intention of tying the knot.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
The basic rule in the bowling game is to ensure you leave no pin standing.
A man named Martin Draw was campaigning for the Senate. He printed up shirts saying “I’m with Draw” to support his campaign. The next day, he wore the shirt to a tennis tournament. When he walked up to the tournament desk, the director handed him his money back and asked him why he couldn’t play.
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