How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb?
FORE!
There are many grounds religious children can practice their soccer skills. However, most of them love the prayground.
Why did the kid pursue scuba diving?
Because all his grades are below C-level.
The main difference between a dog and a basketball player is that one dribbles while the other one drools.
I made a snap decision to watch football today
The basketball player sat on the sideline and began sketching pictures of chickens. He was learning how to draw fowls.
What do fish and women have in common? They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them!
What does a basketball player say when he misses?
Shoot!
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
Longfellow is the known poet of basketball.
Footballers love one specific type of tea; penal-tea.
Why was the criminal dubbed the Beer Runner let go after being arrested for stealing 23 beers?
'Cause the prosecutors didn't have a case.
Do you want to know what you get when you cross a newborn snake with a basketball? Really! Ooh you will end up with a bouncing baby boa.
We’re calling your number.
I want to practice my forehand outside, but it will be wet in the morning and nice later on. So here’s the plan for today: inside-out.
The judge sentenced the basketball player to life imprisonment because he shot the ball.
What do baseball players eat at White Castle?
Sliders.
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly? Oh, nevermind. It was over your head...
The chicken got sent off in the middle of the match because of their persistent fowl play.
Golfer: I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.
Caddie: Try heaven. You’ve already moved most of the earth.
When his wife was preparing his favorite chocolate cake, the baseball player said "Batter Up.
What is the fastest fish in the water? A motopike
The coddled superstar sat in the seats with the fans instead of on the bench
with the team; for this, ironically enough, he was accused of grandstanding!
Would Gretzky have changed his name in order to play in Mexico?
Yes, The Great Juan did what it takes.
Where can you find a golfer on a Saturday night?
Clubbing.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?
The fisherman goes to a bobber shop!
Where do players hide their marijuana?
Between the stash marks.
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
I had a girlfriend that went scuba diving...
One day I lobster and never flounder again.
Will the Red Wings be able to replace their venerable captain Steve? No, because
when it comes to hockey smarts there is no Yzer man.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.
I started watching soccer because I could see it’s very relevant to my life.
Little to no goals.
I’ve never lost a game of football basketball or volleyball!
Though I’ve never played a game either.
What's the greatest problem facing Poland?
The four-ten split.
The game of golf is 90-percent mental…
And 10-percent mental.
Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
So you can hear a pin drop!
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
The last thing I can remember was the yellow ball speeding toward me. I swung the racquet, and then things got fuzzy.
Too bad my serve hit the tape. Well, at least they’ll LET me hit it again.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
What does a hunter do with a basketball?
He shoots it.
Which rangy centre could cover the whole ice? Jean Umbrelliveau.
Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
Many basketball players fail their tests in school because they do not want to pass.
If ten zombies run after you, what time is it?
Ten after one.
Is there a bathroom in this tennis club? Because I’m about to drop a deuce.
Why did the baseball team recruit a tiny ghost?
Because they needed a little team spirit.
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