What did one hillbilly say to another? I got a new fly rod and reel for my wife. Best trade I ever made.
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
What do you call a diving dog?
A sub woofer.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
Federer is such a legend that they named the Roger’s Cup, and Fed Cup after him.
What did they give former Flyers left-winger Brian when he successfully
bulked up? Massive Propps.
The injured player wanted to congratulate the winner, but he couldn’t walkover to the other side of the court.
What do you call a fish whith a car? A carfish!
Every player knows pretty well that they cannot afford to go through life without goals.
Do you always play this badly at the net? Because I don’t like your approach.
I got so mad at my partner hitting moonballs, I had to pusher off the court.
Where does a fish keep his money In the River Bank!
If you want a loyal marriage, get hitched to a basketball player. He will never pass you, rather he will keep you all to himself.
A man named Martin Draw was campaigning for the Senate. He printed up shirts saying “I’m with Draw” to support his campaign. The next day, he wore the shirt to a tennis tournament. When he walked up to the tournament desk, the director handed him his money back and asked him why he couldn’t play.
Did you hear about the fumbled exorcism? The guy retained possession!
Basketball players at times get athletes foot. Come to think of it, it is like the missle toe astronauts get.
Did you hear about the Heisman Trophy candidate who falsified his rushing stats?
The yards were stacked in his favor!
What do you call a Sith Lord who likes to go fishing? Darth Wader.
Where did the Flopper work in the offseason? At Dominik's Hat-Check.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
Don’t drop the ball – without you, the party will be incomplete.
Which rangy centre could cover the whole ice? Jean Umbrelliveau.
What do you get if you cross a ski instructor and a vampire?
Frostbite.
You can never get short balls over the net! Solution: Drop shot from arsenal.
Why did the football coach attempt to destroy the vending machine?
Cuz it wouldn't give him his quarterback.
Prepare to be bowled over.
What do you call a small fish magician? A magic carpet
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
I almost brought a screwdriver to the football game, but was stopped by security
They said that match-fixing isn't allowed.
Kicking off the afternoon in the best way possible
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
Case in punt
What do golf and se* have in common?
They’re two things you can enjoy even if you’re bad at both of them.
Which violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?
Ghoul tending.
What do you get if you cross a baseball pitcher and a carpet?
A throw rug.
What did the magician say to the fisherman?
"Pick a cod, any cod."
If you happen to knock down all the pins, don’t be overly excited. Spare us the details.
Don’t pass on this party – rush on over.
The soccer player brought string to her game because she wanted to tie the score.
Why was the football pitch a triangle?
Because someone took a corner
But would they be stoned by the goalie?
No, they'd smoke it right between the pipes!
Which cartoon character is the best at baseball?
Homer Simpson.
I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor after my first day at work.
Deep down I realized it wasn’t for me.
Who's got a penchant for spearing? Pronger!
I tried to start a soccer club so I put up some posters on a local bulletin board.
Just to get the ball rolling.
Is your eyesight as bad as your cell phone reception? Because that was a terrible call.
Golf balls are like eggs…
They’re white, they are sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy more.
There are many grounds religious children can practice their soccer skills. However, most of them love the prayground.
What's the greatest problem facing Poland?
The four-ten split.
Why did the fish cross the road? Cause it was hooked!
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