What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.
What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
A receding hare line.
What did the snowman eat?
Icebergs with chilli sauce.
How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?
Don’t go around BRRfooted!
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
How does a Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing!
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake!
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
Brrrr – itos.
What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
A snowmobile!
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder.