How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!
Today isn’t the day to be making jokes about the weather.
It’s snow joke.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
Why didn’t Guns N Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing?
Axel Froze.
How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?
Don’t go around BRRfooted!
How would you scare a snowman?
Get a hairdryer!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.
What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
Why are we only concerned about snowmen not snowwomen?
Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake!
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
A receding hare line.
How one snowman greets the other one?
Ice to meet you.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he liked cool music.