What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he liked cool music.
What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
A receding hare line.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?
Cold cash!
If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?
Snowbows.
If you live in an igloo made of snow, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
No privacy!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frost bite.
How does a Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown!
What type of diet did the snowman go on?
The Meltdown Diet.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
What do snowmen do on Christmas?
Play with the snow angels.
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!
What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
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