What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
What did the snowman eat?
Icebergs with chilli sauce.
What type of diet did the snowman go on?
The Meltdown Diet.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
What is a mountains favorite type of candy?
Snow caps.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
What’s a good winter tip?
Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have flown south for the winter.
If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?
Snowbows.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
If you live in an igloo made of snow, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
No privacy!
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he liked cool music.
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
A snowmobile!
How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?
Don’t go around BRRfooted!
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.
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