What do snowmen do on Christmas?
Play with the snow angels.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A Puddle.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
Why are we only concerned about snowmen not snowwomen?
Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
What do you call a gangsta snowman?
Froze-T.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
A receding hare line.
What is a mountains favorite type of candy?
Snow caps.
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown!
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
How does a Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
How one snowman greets the other one?
Ice to meet you.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell.
Today isn’t the day to be making jokes about the weather.
It’s snow joke.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he liked cool music.