What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing!
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake!
How does a Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he liked cool music.
What’s an ig?
A snow house without a loo!
What is a mountains favorite type of candy?
Snow caps.
If you live in an igloo made of snow, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
No privacy!
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell.
Why didn’t Guns N Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing?
Axel Froze.
What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
Brrrr – itos.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A Puddle.
How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?
Don’t go around BRRfooted!
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!
What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?
A Frosty.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
How one snowman greets the other one?
Ice to meet you.
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