What do skiers order at fast food restaurants?
Icebergers with Chilly Sauce, on the slide.
How many Winter Park ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to screw it in, and two to say, "Nice Turns, Nice Turns!"
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, was it Red Bull that gave you wings, or are you just an angel?
How did the blind guy from Denver enjoy a bit of apres skiing on Lookout Mountain during the last white-out?
He brought along his skiing-eye dog.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I go around this chairlift again?
Why did the ski instructor's love life always go downhill? The first thing the ladies noticed about him was his giant slalom.
What does the ski bum do when the chairlift line is too long?
He's gondola top of the mountain.
What do skiers get if they sit in the snow for too long?
Polaroids!
What do the guys at the ski repair shop eat their lunch on?
Baseplates.
Why was the Copper Mountain skier taken to the emergency room?
He hurt his ski bum.
After the guy broke his arm skiing, he realized it was all downhill from there.
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