Why is learning to ski in France so difficult?
'Cause sometimes they won't Alp you.
How did the blind guy from Denver enjoy a bit of apres skiing on Lookout Mountain during the last white-out?
He brought along his skiing-eye dog.
What do you call a very slow skier?
A slope-poke.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, know what I have in common with this new powder? 8 inches.
Why did the ski instructor ask for a divorce?
He found out his wife is a real flake.
Why did the blonde skier only wear one boot?
Channel 7's weatherman said there was a 50% chance of snow.
Why did the blonde skier cut a hole near the top of her boyfriend's ski parka?
She wanted to give him the cold shoulder.
How are snow boards and vacuum cleaners alike?
Both have dirt bags on board.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I go around this chairlift again?
Why do stoner tourists spend so much money while on a skiing holiday at Aspen?
Because they're high rollers!
Why did the skier from Helsinki dominate the downhill slalom competition?
He led the race from start to Finnish.
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