Skier: Doc, I think I'm addicted to skiing at Loveland Ski Are
Shrink: You may be going down a slippery slope. Do you feel a divide?
What game do some skiers like to play on the road trip to the slopes?
Ice Spy With My Little Ice.
Why don't skeletons ski the black diamond runs at Copper Mountain?
They've got soul, but they just don't have the heart for it.
Why should somebody who's just out of rehab think twice before going on a skiing holiday?
Because it's a slippery slope.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, want me to jump off this chairlift for you? 'Cause I think I could fall for you.
After the guy broke his arm skiing, he realized it was all downhill from there.
Cold Ski Pun of the Day: I'm tired of slalom skiing. Alpine over another telemark now.
Chairlift Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, is it really windy up here, or are you just blowing me away?
Why is learning to ski in France so difficult?
'Cause sometimes they won't Alp you.
What is a cyclops' favorite winter activity?
Sking. That's like skiing, but only with one eye.
What do the guys at the ski repair shop eat their lunch on?
Baseplates.
What do you get if you cross a ski instructor and a vampire?
Frostbite.