How do crazy runners go through the forest?
They take the psychopath!
Why was the criminal dubbed the Beer Runner let go after being arrested for stealing 23 beers?
'Cause the prosecutors didn't have a case.
Why was the marathon runner plucked out of the race and taken away to jail?
For resisting a rest.
Why did the vegetarian stop running cross country?
He did not like the meets.
What do you get when you run behind a car?
Exhausted!