Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.