I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.