What did the trees wear when they went to a pool party? Swimming trunks.
How do two flowers greet each other?
Hey bud, how’s it growing?
What tree makes fruit that tastes a lot like chicken? Poultree.
I quit my job at the concrete plant.
My job was getting harder & harder.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.
What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?
Cold cash!
How does a bee travel to a tree? They get on the buzz.
Over the years, my neighbour has buried his deceased pets in his backyard, and to his surprise, a plant has sprung up.
It's a Cemer Tree.
What do aspens wear to school? A tree-shirt.
What did the mushroom request when booking his hotel? A shroom with a view, please!
What type of motorcycle do London Plane trees like to ride? Treeumph.
What was the worst crime in the tree kingdom? Tree-son.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What do you say to a pensive flower?
A peony for your thoughts?
Why do trees always hate taking tests? Because they keep getting stumped by the questions.
What do flowers study in college?
STEM.
A plant is fine, a shrub is fine, but tree's a crowd.
Why is it always quiet in the forest? Because all of the trees sleep like a dog.
What do you get when you plant a Donut?
A pastree.
What’s the scariest plant?
BamBoo.
What is the same shape and size as a sequoia tree, but weighs nothing at all? The tree’s shadow.
What is the hardest part about being a tree? You have so many limbs, but you still can’t walk.
Why are trees such great drivers? They always take the shortest root.
Why is it impossible to have a balanced conversation with a female mushroom? - Because shiitake too much!
What do plants and homies have in common?
I love watching them grow.
What is bigger than a Christmas tree?
A Christmas four
So I cut down a tree using my vision today
It’s true, I SAW it with my own eyes.
What do snowmen do on Christmas?
Play with the snow angels.
How did the pines and firs end their war? With a tree-ty.
Why was the tree so embarrassed during the winter? After her leaves fell, she felt naked.
Whats a bad flower pick-up line?
Lets put our tulips together?
What is a mushroom’s favorite hobby? - Spore-t!
How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?
Don’t go around BRRfooted!
What did the cactus wear with their suit?
A cactie.
Why couldn’t the oak tree make friends? All of the other trees thought that he was a bit shady.
How does a mushroom decorate a home? With toadstools.
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
What did the conifer say when he finally got alone with his crush? It’s just yew and me, baby.
. How can you easily identify a dogwood tree? By listening to the bark.
What type of room do you eat? A mush room.
What did the snowman eat?
Icebergs with chilli sauce.
What does the mushroom say to his lover? – “I have so mush-room in my heart for you, baby!”
You can virtually stay in any room. The only one you can’t is the mush-room because it is reserved for fungi.
Where do birch trees keep their jewelry? In the river bank.
What did Betula pendula tell her little sister when she was annoyed? Leaf me alone, birch.
Why did the Sugar Maple have to go to the dentist? It really needed a root canal.
I wanna tell a joke about a girl who eats plants.
You've probably never heard of herbivore.
Did you hear about the lazy flower who finally got his act together?
He just needed a kick in the bud.
What is a flower’s favorite vegetable?
Cauliflower.
What does a flower do when they get caught in a lie?
Backpetal.
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