How do you describe an acorn in one sentence? In a nutshell, it is an oak tree.
Why is it always quiet in the forest? Because all of the trees sleep like a dog.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
Why couldn’t the oak tree make friends? All of the other trees thought that he was a bit shady.
You want to hear the best rock puns? Give me a moment and I’ll dig something up.
Why was the boxer fired from his job?
He never punched out.
What did the water plant worker say when their facility flooded?
Dam.
What do you call a weather man that destroys dinosaurs?
A meteorologist
What side of the tree contains the most leaves? The outside, of course.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
Where do saplings go to learn?
Elementree school
What is the color of the wind? Blew!
What drug is illegal in the ocean
Sea weed
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
Q: What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.
My wife said the stretch marks on her legs looked like lightning bolts...
So I said, that's because you have thunder thighs.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
She thought he was too shallow.
You can’t predict wind speeds with certainty. The best you can do is make a gust-imate.
Why do skeletons hate how wind feels? Because it goes right through them!
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
What did Betula pendula tell her little sister when she was annoyed? Leaf me alone, birch.
Q: How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A: At some point, there’s going to be a tree inside your house.
I was going to tell a joke about the natural disaster in the Indian Ocean
But it was too Tsunami.
Whenever I hear folksy stories about the hills, I can never get over them.
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.
How do you learn more about spiders that live in the rainforest? Check out their web site!
In my village, there is a farmer who takes his cows to refill their food at the grass station.
Mom told son to clean his room. But instead, he set it on fire.
It was a hot mess
When the AC circuits in your home are hit by a DC lightning bolt..
It's a current affair.
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Nothing, oceans don't talk they just wave!
What did the beaver tell the tree? It has really been nice gnawing you.
How do you make holy water?
Make sure to boil the hell out of it.
What did the ground say to the earthquake? You crack me up!
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
What do you call a gangsta snowman?
Froze-T.
Did you hear about the Spanish ocean?
Si.
What is it called when a tree stabs his friend in the back?
A be-tree-yal
I really hate rock puns.
My sediments exactly.
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano? I really lava you!
I tried to catch the fog.
But I mist.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?
A: A rough draft
What do trees drink at their parties? Root beer.
Why didn't the mexican archer fire his bow?
Because he didn't habanero.
My friend asked me how big the ocean is.
I said "can you be more Pacific?"
I wanted make a joke about the ocean, but it's too deep
Why did the mushroom need time off work? Because he was fried.
What is a cat's favorite color in the rainbow? Purrrrrple of course.
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