My dad works in a steel plant.
He says it's very riveting.
I stopped my phones to the cloud, and I kept getting mist calls.
Q: How do you stop newspapers from flying away on windy days?
A: Use a news anchor!
Tis the sea-sun.
Why was the food critic fired?
They didn't reference their sauces
The ocean made me salty.
I couldn't go out because of the blizzard. So I had to eat storm-ed buns for dinner.
Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a shark for biting all his limbs off?
He didn’t have a leg to stand on.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
Did you hear about the B I V G R O Y rainbow?
The poor thing has a deviated spectrum.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pickle
Pickle who?
Pickle little flower and give it to your mother!
What did the teaching tree do when it went overseas? It took a leaf of absence!
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
Solving problems in the mountains is easy. It really Alps to clear your head.
Did you hear about the flower who gave an ultimatum to her husband?
She told him once and floral.
If a hole isn't full of water then it isn't feeling well
I'm trying to think of a weather pun, but my mind's kinda cloudy now.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
Q: What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
The cloud hailed from the sky kingdom.
Did you hear about the loggers who stopped cutting down the forest? The trees really felt re-leafed.
Are you addicted to the ocean and ocean life?
If you are, sea kelp
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
Where does the sun hide at night? Just keep looking for it, it'll dawn on you soon!
What looks like half a pine tree? The other half.
Why did the frog lose his job on the mushroom farm? He stole the toads-tool.
Where do rocks like to sleep? In bedrocks!
Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
There was a fire at the yodeling school. Everyone was asked to exit in an orderly orderly orderly manner.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake!
You want to hear the best rock puns?
Give me a moment and I’ll dig something up.
What did the mushroom request when booking his hotel? A shroom with a view, please!
Where do meteorologists like to drink after work?
The closest ISOBAR.
I imagined I saw a rainbow but it must have been a pigment of our imagination.
My Dermatologist was fired today...
He made too many rash decisions.
What does the youngest flower child say?
Last bud not least!
Why are seabirds so lucky in love?
Because one good tern always deserves another.
Iron Man's favourite Xmas gifts this year were socks that fire from his feet.
He called them missile toes.
What did the flower say to his wife when he brought her home a present?
I hope thistle cheer you up.
Why did the sapling go to the doctor’s office? He was feeling a little green.
My friend couldn’t pay his water bill anymore.
I sent him a Get Well Soon card.
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
What do you call a tree with no tinsel, baubles, or topping?
A tree.
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