I told my mother moose were falling from the sky.
She said, "It's reindeer."
What did the pigeon say after being struck by lightning?
Not coo.
What do you give to a sick citrus tree to make it feel better? Lemon aid.
What did the tree tell the drill? You bore me.
Why do trees always get hired? They have the right qual-leaf-ications.
It's ok to be negative if you find yourself in a thunderstorm.
You probably won't get struck by lightning.
What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing!
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
I lost my cat in a snowstorm!
But he should be fine because he's a cool cat.
Did you hear about the lazy flower who finally got his act together?
He just needed a kick in the bud.
Solving problems in the mountains is easy. It really Alps to clear your head.
What did the vegan wear to the beach?
A zucchini!
Why did the vegan get fired ?
His job performance did not meat expectations.
How does the weather tie its shoes? Witha rainbow!
I was at a bar and heard a band playing a Queen cover. I asked them what the name of their band was. They are called the Champignons my friend.
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
How would you scare a snowman?
Get a hairdryer!
My father cooked us mushrooms. Later he asked "Having fun guys"?
Got a cow helping me cut the grass. He's a lawn mooer.
What did the little mountain say to the bigger mountain?
Hi, Cliff!
When can your cup of coffee tell the weather?
When it's muggy.
What do you call flowers who are bffs?
Buds.
What did the tornado say to the washing machine?
Want to go for a spin?
What did the lightning say to the fireworks?
"Hey! You stole my thunder."
My fire tonight...
Was lit!
Don't get tide down.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
I’m going to start a YouTube channel where I critique bottled water...
It’s an untapped market.
There’s an old oak near my house that’s always surrounded by fog.
I don’t know why, it’s a mist tree.
How did the shark plead in the murder case?
Not gill-ty.
Why did the leaf go to the doctor?
It was feeling green
I have a good nature joke but after listening to it, everyone just leaves.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror!
Why don’t you see an ocean in school?
They just can’t wade through all that homework.
What is the ocean’s favorite lullaby?
Roe, Roe, Roe Your Boat.
What did one hat say to the other on the hiking trip?
I'll wait here, you go on ahead.
I used to make loads of money clearing leaves from lawns. I was raking it in.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
What did one blade of grass say to another about the lack of rain?
I guess we'll just have to make dew.
It was pretty foggy outside today.
I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You have to be careful not to step in a poodle!
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
What's a flowing water with living organisms called?
A livestream.
What do you call it when it's raining and the sun is shining but a rainbow doesn't come out? A refrainbow.
There was once a mountain biker who murdered everyone in his path because he was a clinical cycle-path!
What type of diet did the snowman go on?
The Meltdown Diet.
What did the tree say when it fell down?
"Call pine one one!"
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
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