What do you call an amazing day up a mountain? A peak experience.
I told my friend a tree pun.
He was stumped.
You want to hear the best rock puns? Give me a moment and I’ll dig something up.
What kind of fire moistens?
A humidifier.
Girls just wanna have sun.
Beach you to it.
Q: What falls but never hits the ground?
A: The temperature
HIJKLMNO is the formula for water
H to O.
Why are mountains always sleepy? Because they n-Everest.
It's really easy to learn white water kayaking
You just go with the flow.
What did the man say when his wife asked if he remember to get the coffee with icecream inside it?
“Sorry! Affogato!”
What types of books do pines read? Poetree books.
How do geologists like to relax?
In rocking chairs, of course!
Because it was so foggy at my father’s funeral, he was buried in the wrong plot.
It was a grave mist-stake.
What happened to the wooden car with a wooden engine and wheels? It wooden go at all.
My dad used to say "the sky's the limit"
Which is probably why he got fired from his job at N.A.S.A.
Why did the frog lose his job on the mushroom farm? He stole the toads-tool.
What is a cactus’ favorite MC Hammer song?
Can’t touch this.
Today I helped father-in-law to fix his plants
it was very grounding.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
What is the best way for fungi to grow? You must give it as mushroom as possible!
A red ship and a blue ship collided in the ocean.
Apparently the survivors are marooned.
Local weather reports state there won't be any rain for 1 year, but I drought it.
What’s the scariest plant?
BamBoo.
There's a basic difference between weather and climate: you can't weather a tree, but you can definitely climate.
What do you call a storm that doesn't come to fruition?
A mist opportunity!
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
Why couldn’t anyone get a job at the ice rink?
There was a hiring freeze.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
The book on Mount Everest was super interesting because it had so many cliffhangers.
What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
Brrrr – itos.
Where do rocks like to sleep? In bedrocks!
If your imagination hits peak high and you combine a toadstool and a suitcase, you won’t have mushroom for your vacation clothes.
What does seaweed say when it's stuck at the bottom of the sea? "Kelp! Kelp!"
What do you call two bandits in a race on the ocean.
Piracy.
How do the Skywalkers like their bath water?
Luke-warm.
I had the best ice pun to tell you…
Problem is, it slipped my mind.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
In my village, there is a farmer who takes his cows to refill their food at the grass station.
Looking out at the water, a father explains why the ice breaks up in the spring.
The changing sea son.
Water you doing?
What do you call a snowman in July?
A puddle.
Why do cows eat grass?
I mean, someone has to moo the lawn.
Why was the dogwood always making bad choices? Because he kept barking up the wrong tree.
During the pandemic, all the children asked to draw pictures of the different types of grass. The children had to submit their grass-essments online.
What do you call grass that waits until the last minute to grow?
A Prograsstinator
How did the old man walk his way out of the storm so fast?
Because, he had a hurry cane.
What is a blue whale’s favourite James Bond Film?
Licence to Krill.
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