What does the birch like to study in school? Chemistree.
Did you hear about the lazy flower who finally got his act together?
He just needed a kick in the bud.
What type of car did the mushroom drive by in? A spores car.
Tis the sea-sun.
Tropic like it's hot.
The science teacher decided to take her class out on a field trip to the mountains because all the kids in her class desperately needed higher grades.
What do you call a deer in a storm?
A raindeer
Why did the girl walk into the ice cream store with an umbrella?
She heard there were going to be sprinkles
What did the teaching tree do when it went overseas? It took a leaf of absence!
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
What types of stories do giant sequoias love to tell? Tall tales, of course.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
Dad has a pet snake that eats the grass in his yard.
It's a lawnboa.
Why are trees the largest plant? Because they are truly tree-mendous.
My father decided to mow the lawn today. As he mowed, all the grass blade.
I have a hiking playlist with songs from the Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem. I call it my trail mix.
When the moisture from the sky stops falling
It really stops waning
Lightning sometimes shocks people because it just doesn't know how to conduct itself.
The Azteca Stadium in Mexico has been so neglectfully maintained that there are foot-long grasses on the pitch. Now we call it the Grass-teca Stadium.
Why did the man driving a train get struck by lightning?
He was a good conductor.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
Where do doubtful Egyptians get their water from?
Denial River.
RIP to Boiled Water.
You will be sorely mist.
What’s an ig?
A snow house without a loo!
Sea you at the beach.
Guess what I do when my ice house falls apart.
Igloo it back together!
Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.
I always invite the mushroom to my party because he is such a fun-guy.
How did the wife know her mountaineering husband was cheating on her? She caught Himalayan about it more than once.
There was a terrible fire at the shoe factory today...
Over a million soles were lost.
Rainbows are very uncommon, they are blue and far between.
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
Why can’t minerals ever lie? They’re always in their pure form.
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
Did you hear about the guy who fell in love with a tree? They say he was a tree hugger.
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
What did the pigeon say after being struck by lightning?
Not coo.
How do you get down from a tree? You can’t because down comes from ducks.
How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?
A little shaken
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
Why did the cow go to space?
to get ice cream.
Why are Christmas trees so clean? They know how to spruce things up.
My Dermatologist was fired today...
He made too many rash decisions.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
What drug is illegal in the ocean
Sea weed
A plant is fine, a shrub is fine, but tree's a crowd.
A magician wearing a rainbow colored coat is called Hue-dini.
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