What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?
Can you please be more Pacific?
What do you call a tree with no tinsel, baubles, or topping?
A tree.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
What do plants and homies have in common?
I love watching them grow.
All the grasses were bumping into each other because the grass-light wasn't working in the streets.
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
Australia announced that they have begun dumping sewage into the ocean
It’s now classified as an in-continent.
What do you call two bandits in a race on the ocean.
Piracy.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
What drug is illegal in the ocean
Sea weed
Why did the mushroom need time off work? Because he was fried.
Why don’t you see an ocean in school?
They just can’t wade through all that homework.
What did the metamorphic rock say during the test?
This is too much pressure!
What do you call a gangsta snowman?
Froze-T.
I got fired from the Calendar Factory yesterday
They say it's because I took a day off.
What does a queen want on her cookie?
Royal Icing.
How do you learn more about spiders that live in the rainforest? Check out their web site!
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Nothing, oceans don't talk they just wave!
I over boiled some venison broth earlier.
It was deerly mist.
Why does the river have problems remembering things?
Because she is becoming sea nile.
What's a flowing water with living organisms called?
A livestream.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
Tropic like it's hot.
What looks like half a pine tree? The other half.
I'm trying to think of a weather pun, but my mind's kinda cloudy now.
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
How did the wife know her mountaineering husband was cheating on her? She caught Himalayan about it more than once.
I quit my job at the concrete plant.
My job was getting harder & harder.
What happens when you’re alone and you get too cold.
You’re totally ice-olated.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A Puddle.
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice
It was cold hard cash.
A butt lit a house on fire.
So I guess he committed Arse-on
How does a rainbow greet the other weathers? With a yellow of course!
What do you call an Irish gem that’s a fake?
A sham rock.
What do you call a rock that never goes to school? A skipping stone!
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
Can you tell me what type of weeping tree this is? Yes, but you willow me one later.
Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There is a twist at the end.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
I'm feeling exceptionally alone in this cold weather. It's probably because I'm completely ice-olated.
Why do flowers always drive so fast?
They put the petal to the metal.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
This rock was magma before it was cool.
Get it?
When Smokey died in a forest fire, how did his body get to the cemetery ?
Pallbears.
Did you hear about the guy whose spouse was hit by lightning?
His entire wife flashed before his eyes.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?
A: A rough draft
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
What did one water bottle ask the other water bottle?
Water you doing today?
You should dress up warm in the Andes. That place is Chile.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
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