Dad has a pet snake that eats the grass in his yard.
It's a lawnboa.
Rock was magma before it was cool.
The hiker hated the top of the mountain because it was all downhill from there!
What did the nut tree say when his wife left him? I walnut stand for this!
I was not allowed to do my stand up act at the mushroom comedy show. I guess I am not a fungi.
Q: What did the cloud say to the lightning bolt?
A: You're shocking!
What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?
Fowl weather.
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
What did the flower do when she was challenged?
Rose to the occasion.
Rainbows are very uncommon, they are blue and far between.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
Fancy a climb? Mount me in.
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
I have a hiking playlist with songs from the Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem. I call it my trail mix.
How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?
Don’t go around BRRfooted!
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
Seas the day.
How do the Skywalkers like their bath water?
Luke-warm.
Why did the mushroom need time off work? Because he was fried.
Why was the sedimentary rock so cheap?
It was always on shale.
What did the flower say after he told a joke?
I was just pollen your leg!
I just found out what animal’s been getting into my avocado plants...
It was a guaca-mole.
Why was fog kicked off the football team? He mist a field goal.
How did the old man walk his way out of the storm so fast?
Because, he had a hurry cane.
You can't blame anyone if you fall in your driveway due to snowy weather...
Because that's your own asphalt.
What is a tree’s favorite geometry shape? The treeangle.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
What happens when you keep reading geology jokes in your free time? You know that you have really hit rock bottom.
What nature phenomenon is the funniest? A cyclown!
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills ?
Bernadette.
A young boy and his dad laid on the grass, looking at the sky. The boy asked, "Dad, will you teach me about the sky?"
The dad replied, "Son, it's way over your head."
As the storm was brewing, the madman raised his hands and cried, "Hail Storms! Long may they rain!"
What do you call a wet teddy bear?
A drizzly bear.
What do you call a chicken that was struck by lightning?
Air fried.
If you are preparing jacket potatoes, your choice vegetables should be button mushrooms.
Do you want to hear a joke about a bolt of lightning?
Actually, maybe not. The end is rather shocking.
Why do some trees hate playing checkers? Because they are true chess-nuts.
Why are trees the best frenemies? They are great at throwing shade.
Where do the mushroom family keep their umbrellas, coats and shoes? In their porch-ini!
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
A disappointed Dad tells a knock-knock joke to his teenage son: "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're a mountain." "You're a mountain, who?" "You're a mountain to nothing, son!"
Why did the Sugar Maple have to go to the dentist? It really needed a root canal.
I fernly beleaf my tree puns are qualitree, you can leaf me alone if you disagreen.
Where do birch trees keep their jewelry? In the river bank.
What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
A receding hare line.
There are lots of funny jokes about mushrooms that can give you stitches. However, you need to be patient enough because they need time to grow on you.
I couldn't go out because of the blizzard. So I had to eat storm-ed buns for dinner.
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone
The coffee shop kept samples of burnt coffee as evidence to fire their roaster.
It was used as grounds for dismissal.
I was hiking with my friend in the woods and bear attacked him
It was unbearable to watch
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