What do you call an 'O' on fire?
Flamingo.
How does Santa look after the grass on his three gardens? Ho, ho ho.
What is the ocean’s favorite lullaby?
Roe, Roe, Roe Your Boat.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
What did one cactus say to the other cactus ?
"Lookin sharp !"
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
Why does the river never get lost?
She always finds the right pathwave.
I over boiled some venison broth earlier.
It was deerly mist.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
The only way the mushroom could think of decorating his house was with toadstools.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
What did one ocean say to another?
Nothing, it just waved.
There is always a first time to everything. For instance, when you take a mushroom either for lunch or dinner, you will be amazed at how magical it is.
Do you want to hear a joke about a bolt of lightning?
Actually, maybe not. The end is rather shocking.
Why is it impossible to have a balanced conversation with a female mushroom? - Because shiitake too much!
Two rocks at the bottom of a mountain. First rock: Avalanche!
Second rock: Ha! I'm not gonna fall for that again!
The mountain got promoted because he was at the peak of his career!
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
What happens before it starts raining candy?
It sprinkles!
Why can’t minerals ever lie?
They’re always in their pure form.
Where do saplings graduate from? Elementree school.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture
I have a hunch, it might be me.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
How can you tell that the ocean is friendly? It waves!
What do you say to a flower after a breakup?
Get clover it.
Bill’s house was rocking last night, everyone got stoned.
Too bad Bill didn’t have avalanche insurance.
What’s a good winter tip?
Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have flown south for the winter.
Got a cow helping me cut the grass. He's a lawn mooer.
What does a queen want on her cookie?
Royal Icing.
What did the grouchy mushroom say to the loud mushroom? - Put a cap on it.
Our weather bureau is actually an umbrella organization.
What do you call dangerous amounts of precipitation?
A rain of terror.
I think there's something wrong with the cactus I'm growing...
But I can't put my finger on it.
After being stuck in the ice storm all day long, the man said, "I am starving. Can I avalanche?"
What do you call an amazing day up a mountain? A peak experience.
What do you call a deer in a storm?
A raindeer
The storm was sad so we called it the sigh-clone.
What happens when you blend an artificial waterway with a tree? You get a root canal.
My wife was watching me do some DIY and she said I hammer like lightning.
I never strike in the same place twice.
What do you call an English rock band playing in the mist? Foghat.
Next time you’re feeling down, just remember: your plants are rooting for you. Literally!
What do you call a rock that never goes to school?
A skipping stone!
What is a flower’s favorite vegetable?
Cauliflower.
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts.
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
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