How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?
Don’t go around BRRfooted!
What does a flower say when they’re surprised?
What in carnation!
What did the tornado say to the washing machine?
Want to go for a spin?
What is bigger than a Christmas tree?
A Christmas four
Green vegetables absolutely love going on camps as a group. Their favorite is the Brussels Scouts.
Why is grass so dangerous? Because it is full of blades!
Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
Why did the tectonic plates break up? It wasn’t her fault, but there was just too much friction between them.
When darkness sets in, fungi much like many other organisms go to sleep, but in mush-rooms.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
Are you addicted to the ocean and ocean life?
If you are, sea kelp
Dad has a pet snake that eats the grass in his yard.
It's a lawnboa.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
After the rain has cleared and the sun comes out, rainbows are so quick to appear they'll red like wildfire.
What do you see when an elephant hides behind a tree?
The trunks
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
Why are oceans so meticulous?
They like to be pacific.
What’s a cetacean’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
Q: Why did the cloud do drugs and join a gang?
A: Atmospheric pressure.
Why can’t a Christmas tree sew? It keeps dropping its needles.
A french farmer who owned an olive plantation had a huge fire
He was extremely sad, he had lost his all his huile d'olive.
Why was the dogwood always making bad choices? Because he kept barking up the wrong tree.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
What do you call a gangsta snowman?
Froze-T.
What does a mountain often do at its daily meal? It avalunch.
Why are there so many ruts in the ice at the rink?
The maintenance crew must be slipping up.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
You can tell an ant’s gender by putting it in the water.
If it sinks, it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s a buoyant.
Q: What's a tornado's favorite game?
A: Twister
What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
A receding hare line.
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
How did the shark plead in the murder case?
Not gill-ty.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
Whale, hello there.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
Tis the sea-sun.
Having a dirt yard instead of grass is a bold move...
But having a giant rock is boulder.
Be careful out there during the snowstorm. It ain't snow joke.
Poured beer over my garden before planting the lawn. I hoped the grass would come up half cut.
What do you call it when a panda eats all of your tall grass?
Bamboozled!
When Smokey died in a forest fire, how did his body get to the cemetery ?
Pallbears.
Sea you at the beach.
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
Why did the leaf go to the doctor? It was feeling green!
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
How did the pines and firs end their war? With a tree-ty.
What did the water plant worker say when their facility flooded?
Dam.
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