What does rain wear to a fancy dinner party? A rainbow-tie.
What type of fruit includes Barium and double Sodium? BaNaNa.
Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal
Did you hear about the flower who never bloomed?
It was a bud omen.
Did you hear about the soldier who got struck by lightning?
He had to be honorably discharged.
During the blizzard, the jalapeno said, I'm a little chilli.
This very fair weather actually makes me feel like a feather!
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.
How did the fire ant feel after the rain storm flooded his home?
Very put out, indeed!
A red ship and a blue ship collided in the ocean.
Apparently the survivors are marooned.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill.
So I sent him a “get well soon” card.
My boss has just fired me for making too many Asian jokes.
Oh well!! That's the end of my Korea.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
Why did the leaf go to the doctor? It was feeling green!
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.
What is the strongest creature in the ocean? A mussel!
Beach, please.
What do you call the people that you eat grass and produce milk alongside?
Cow-workers!
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
If trees could kill you, they wood.
There is a higher chance of being struck by lightning than to be killed in a shark attack.
Shocking isn't it.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
What did one cactus say to the other cactus ?
"Lookin sharp !"
What did one cloud of fog say to the other?
I don’t know. It’s a mistery.
We got the news of a coming flood today. The news was leaked.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
What tree makes fruit that tastes a lot like chicken? Poultree.
My Dermatologist was fired today...
He made too many rash decisions.
Where does seaweed look for a job?
In the kelp-wanted section
When the drivers ran out of fuel in the grassland, they refueled their tanks with grass-oline!
When Mr. Mushroom saw Miss Mushroom, he didn’t hesitate to ask her out on a date because he had she was such a fungi-rl.
Why are oceans so meticulous?
They like to be pacific.
To everyone in the Christmas Tree industry
You all do a great job! Stand up and take a bough!
How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
What happens when you blend sulfur, tungsten and silver together? SWAG.
Why are trees such great thieves? They really have sticky fingers.
There’s two balloons in the desert. One says look out for that cactus!
The other goes What Cactussssss...
Trying to get to the end of the rainbow is a gold move.
Did you hear about the aspen who fell for the loggers’ scam? The copse wood not believe she fell for it.
Dad has a pet snake that eats the grass in his yard.
It's a lawnboa.
Do you want to hear a joke about a bolt of lightning?
Actually, maybe not. The end is rather shocking.
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
What did the bartender say when he saw oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium and phosphorous enter his barroom? OH SnaP!
Why couldn’t anyone get a job at the ice rink?
There was a hiring freeze.
What do snowmen do on Christmas?
Play with the snow angels.
There's a basic difference between weather and climate: you can't weather a tree, but you can definitely climate.
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