Why do skeletons hate how wind feels? Because it goes right through them!
Pink is the early bird of the rainbow colors, it's always the first to rose and shine.
Q: What did the leaf say to the wind?
A: You really blew me away.
The reason the mountains are hill areas joke gets reposted so often is because it's peak comedy
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
What does a flower say when they’re surprised?
What in carnation!
What did one hat say to the other on the hiking trip?
I'll wait here, you go on ahead.
Last week, I met someone who specialized in the studies of shrubs and grasses. He called himself Neil De-grass-y Tyson!
Why did the lettuce and the mushroom break up? The lettuce was pretty but the mushroom did not have much room for her in his life.
I was trying to look at a picture of the ocean but kept having to reload the page, it finally worked after 5 attempts.
That was refreshing to sea.
What do you call a can of soda in a conglomerate? Coca-Cola Clastic.
If there was to be a beauty contest bringing together all the beautiful mushrooms on the face of the earth, the porta-bella mushroom would carry the day.
I wanted to be a professional fortune-teller but I wasn't very good at it. I could only predict when there would be bad winter storms. Well, turns out I had been using a snow globe.
What did one cloud of fog say to the other?
I don’t know. It’s a mistery.
What do you call a periodic table when the gold is missing?
Au revoir.
The book on Mount Everest was super interesting because it had so many cliffhangers.
What does an alcoholic flower say when they reach out for help?
Lilac the ability to stop.
A pilot friend of mine took the flight exam and flew past a rainbow. No wonder, he passed with flying colors.
What did the tree say when it fell down?
"Call pine one one!"
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
The prawn broker.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
She thought he was too shallow.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills ?
Bernadette.
In my village, there is a farmer who takes his cows to refill their food at the grass station.
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
I really lava you!
What did the little mountain say to the bigger mountain?
Hi, Cliff!
What does the youngest flower child say?
Last bud not least!
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
What did the pigeon say after being struck by lightning?
Not coo.
Why didn’t the flower get a second date?
He was garden variety.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
There’s an old oak near my house that’s always surrounded by fog.
I don’t know why, it’s a mist tree.
My dad used to say "the sky's the limit"
Which is probably why he got fired from his job at N.A.S.A.
What do you call a Mongolian leader who got struck by lightning
Shocka Khan.
What do you call it when a guy throws his laptop into the ocean?
Adele, Rollin’ in the Deep.
What did the tree tell the drill? You bore me.
I told my mother moose were falling from the sky.
She said, "It's reindeer."
What do you call an amazing day up a mountain? A peak experience.
What type of motorcycle do London Plane trees like to ride? Treeumph.
Q: Why was the cloud so dark and stormy?
A: It was feeling mis-thunder-stood.
What does a mountain often do at its daily meal? It avalunch.
The wind had such a great time. You could say it had a blast.
How would you scare a snowman?
Get a hairdryer!
Why do trees like to watch Star Trek? They really relate to the Captain’s log.
Q: Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena?
A: Because of all the fans.
Me: "Hello? 911? Emergency! The neighbors house is on fire!"
Dispatcher: "Did you discover the fire?"
Me: "No! Prometheus! but what does he have to do with this?"
What did the beaver say after she slipped in water?
Dam it.
What did the rainbow say to the pot of gold? You'll be the end of me.
Solving problems in the mountains is easy. It really Alps to clear your head.
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