The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
Where do naughty rainbows go?
Prism
What did the bottled water tell the spy?
The names bond, Hydrogen bond.
How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?
A little shaken
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister
How does a mushroom decorate a home? With toadstools.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
What tree makes fruit that tastes a lot like chicken? Poultree.
I had the best ice pun to tell you…
Problem is, it slipped my mind.
What do you call a gestalt consciousness of plants?
A chive mind.
Salty but sweet.
What is Jack Frost’s favourite mode of transport?
A Tr-Ice-cycle
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
I was thinking of making an investment on a new farming venture that feeds marijuana to cows instead of grass.
The steaks will be too high for sure.
What do you call police obsessed with keeping good grass?
Lawn-Forcement
Do you want to hear a joke about a bolt of lightning?
Actually, maybe not. The end is rather shocking.
What does a mountain often do at its daily meal? It avalunch.
A plant is fine, a shrub is fine, but tree's a crowd.
H20 is water, but what is H204?
It’s for swimming and drinking, of course.
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.
What do you call a human that's now a cactus?
A transplant.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pickle
Pickle who?
Pickle little flower and give it to your mother!
What did one cloud of fog say to the other?
I don’t know. It’s a mistery.
I imagined I saw a rainbow but it must have been a pigment of our imagination.
What do you call a big fish that makes you an offer you can’t refuse?
The Codfather.
Did you hear about the guy who fell in love with a tree? They say he was a tree hugger.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
What is a tornado's favorite Elton John song? Candle in the Wind!
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
You can tell an ant’s gender by putting it in the water.
If it sinks, it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s a buoyant.
Why do trees make the worst enemies?
Because they are the best at throwing shade.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
My wife drives like lightning.
I don't mean she drives fast - she hits trees.
What did the teaching tree do when it went overseas? It took a leaf of absence!
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
If you are preparing jacket potatoes, your choice vegetables should be button mushrooms.
My boss has just fired me for making too many Asian jokes.
Oh well!! That's the end of my Korea.
When a mountain falls sick, it tells the doctor that he's feeling really very, very hill.
Why was there lightning and thunder in the lab?
The scientists were brainstorming.
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
Why did the boy soon stop trying to grab the mountain fog? Because he always mist.
After being stuck in the ice storm all day long, the man said, "I am starving. Can I avalanche?"
Why do trees always get hired? They have the right qual-leaf-ications.
Q: Why did the wind turbine blush?
A. It broke wind.
How did the wife know her mountaineering husband was cheating on her? She caught Himalayan about it more than once.
What did the flower say to the flower next to him? Move over bud!
Be careful out there during the snowstorm. It ain't snow joke.
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