I have a good nature joke but after listening to it, everyone just leaves.
What did Abel yell to his brother when he noticed a storm coming?
Hurry, Cain!!
When something evolves, it becomes a fork of nature.
My neighbour always thinks he knows more about the weather than me
The guy is a real snow it all.
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land never waves back.
What do chic evergreens wear for cruelty-free fashion? Faux fir.
Does anyone remember the joke about the sodium deposits? Na.
I won an argument about weather forecasting accuracy. My fellow debater's logic was cloudy. After his defeat, he was fuming and he stormed out of the room.
Why are mountains always sleepy? Because they n-Everest.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
I heard there are some fires near Greece
We’re gonna need a lot of baking soda.
The shrubs were gearing up for a fight with the grass, but they never saw the blades come in.
Did you hear about the red ship that collided with the blue ship?
All the sailors were marooned.
What is it called when a tree has back problems?
ScoliOAKsis
When the rainbow decided to speak out at the meeting of all weathers, someone said 'Look hue's talking.'
Q; What’s the difference between origami and grandpa passing wind?
A: One is the art of the fold, the other, the fart of the old.
HIJKLMNO is the formula for water
H to O.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
What did the sarcastic otter say?
I think you’ve confused me with someone who builds a dam.
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
The feds were on a global hunt for a cow who was known to hide behind foliage. They finally located her in Moss-cow.
Beach you to it.
What did the conifer say when he finally got alone with his crush? It’s just yew and me, baby.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
What is a tornado's favorite Elton John song? Candle in the Wind!
How many lips does a flower have?
Tulips.
My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture
I have a hunch, it might be me.
What’s a bigamist?
It’s what Italians call a thick fog.
My wife first agreed to a date after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.
I Schwepped her off her feet.
Q: How do you stop newspapers from flying away on windy days?
A: Use a news anchor!
Grass absorbs nutrients always by the process of grass-imilation.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
It's been a while since I heard jokes about people sitting on wet morning grass.
They're over dew.
Why is the ocean always blue?
Because the shore never waves back.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
What happens when you blend an artificial waterway with a tree? You get a root canal.
What did the nut tree say when his wife left him? I walnut stand for this!
General: "Fire at will!"
Soldier: "Which one's Will?"
This rock was magma before it was cool.
Get it?
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
During the pandemic, all the children asked to draw pictures of the different types of grass. The children had to submit their grass-essments online.
What is worse than when it is raining buckets?
Hailing taxis.
A pilot friend of mine took the flight exam and flew past a rainbow. No wonder, he passed with flying colors.
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
Why did the worm cross the ruler?
To become an inchworm
What did the flower say after he told a joke?
I was just pollen your leg!
Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution
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