Why can’t a Christmas tree sew? It keeps dropping its needles.
During the contribution’s session, the mushroom family never gave a lot. They were just two spore.
Where do water droplets go to settle arguments?
The Supreme Quart.
Q: What do you call a freezing bird?
A: Brrrrrrrrrdddd
What did they use to set off the amazon warehouse fire?
Amazon kindle.
Why did the tectonic plates break up?
It wasn’t her fault, but there was just too much friction between them.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
You should dress up warm in the Andes. That place is Chile.
Shell yeah.
Q: Why did the wind turbine blush?
A. It broke wind.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
Q: Why couldn’t the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
A: Because it was too Win+D
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
What did the vegan wear to the beach?
A zucchini!
I was at a bar and heard a band playing a Queen cover. I asked them what the name of their band was. They are called the Champignons my friend.
Lightning sometimes shocks people because it just doesn't know how to conduct itself.
Whenever someone wishes me to say "Happy Winter," it always leaves me cold.
What was the worst crime in the tree kingdom? Tree-son.
Why didn’t the flower get a second date?
He was garden variety.
My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture
I have a hunch, it might be me.
I saw a cow on fire ther dayand so I put it out.
Guess you could call it a rare experience.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
What do you call two bandits in a race on the ocean.
Piracy.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
What type of room do you eat? A mush room.
What does rain wear to a fancy dinner party? A rainbow-tie.
Did you want to hear the joke about the mountain? Never mind, you would never get over it.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice?
Nothing, he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.
What did Abel yell to his brother when he noticed a storm coming?
Hurry, Cain!!
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
Is it hard to count conifers? It’s as simple as one, two, tree!
Why are coyotes howling in the night?
Because they can only see the cactuses in the day.
What did the man say when his wife asked if he remember to get the coffee with icecream inside it?
“Sorry! Affogato!”
How do you know flowers are capable of kissing?
They have tulips.
What did one tidepool say to the other tidepool?
Show me your mussels!
What is the most favourite drink of a cow? Mountain Moo.
Where do rocks like to sleep? In bedrocks!
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
Why did the fisherman start doing drugs?
Pier pressure.
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
What is batman’s favorite food (ans Just-ice)
Not much, just-ice.
Why do cows eat grass?
I mean, someone has to moo the lawn.
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow? Nothing, it was feeling blue.
What do you call a human that's now a cactus?
A transplant.
Lost on a mountain, you can collect rainwater to drink during storms.
Otherwise, you just have to make dew.
Why did the sapling jump in the ocean? He wanted to swim with the manatrees.
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