Green vegetables absolutely love going on camps as a group. Their favorite is the Brussels Scouts.
Why did the forest ranger never put their tent between fires
because if they did the tents would be in a across fire
I saw a cow on fire ther dayand so I put it out.
Guess you could call it a rare experience.
Why didn’t the two algae ever have se*?
Because they had a planktonic relationship
I stopped my phones to the cloud, and I kept getting mist calls.
What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?
A Frosty.
What do you call a grandpa flower?
Poppy.
How would you scare a snowman?
Get a hairdryer!
My friend couldn’t pay his water bill anymore.
I sent him a Get Well Soon card.
What happens before it starts raining candy?
It sprinkles!
Why shouldn't you smoke weed during a thunder storm?
Because lightning strikes the highest object.
What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear!
Why did the dunce get hurt after raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
Green is the most relaxed color in the rainbow, it's so jade back.
If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark?
Why do people like storm watching so much?
The lightning is quite striking!
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
They had us working like dogs at work after a storm
All I did was pick up sticks and bark.
What does a flower do when they get caught in a lie?
Backpetal.
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
What do pines eat for breakfast? Past-trees.
Did you hear the joke about the elephant who was stuck in a tree last spring? To get down, she had to sit down on a branch and wait until fall.
My friend, while driving through the mountains watching the leaves change: I love the winter. All the naked trees.
Me: Yeah, you can see all their knotty parts.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frost bite.
I just got my degree in Sky Diving.
I had to drop out to graduate.
I was surprised when I saw a man get struck by lightning.
The man was shocked as well.
Don't get tide down.
What did the water plant worker say when their facility flooded?
Dam.
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
What do you call a can of pop found in a conglomerate?
Coca-Cola Clastic.
How do you cut an ocean in half?
With a seasaw!
What is fire to a pyromaniac?
Just a warm-up.
I tried to make it to the end of the rainbow but didn't due to lilac of effort.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
My grand father always said "fight Fire with Fire".
He was a great man but a terrible Fireman
My Dermatologist was fired today...
He made too many rash decisions.
The reason why mushrooms are always welcome even in high-end parties is because everybody believes they are really fun-guys.
I needed to add some grass seeds to my lawn. The only thing I could find to keep the seeds out of my flower bed was some ceramic bunnies my wife had, so I used those as a barrier.
Please don't make fun of my re-seeding hare line.
Do you know what is the actual difference between hell and hill? It is only a fine line.
What did Snoop Dog need to get an umbrella?
Fo’ Drizzle.
Got a cow helping me cut the grass. He's a lawn mooer.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
I know a man whose last name is Storm
He has three daughters: Summer, April, and Haley.
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
The prawn broker.
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