Bill’s house was rocking last night, everyone got stoned.
Too bad Bill didn’t have avalanche insurance.
What do you give to a sick citrus tree to make it feel better? Lemon aid.
You want to hear the best rock puns?
Give me a moment and I’ll dig something up.
Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
Q: What is the opposite of a cold front?
A: A warm back
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
The prawn broker.
Are you addicted to the ocean and ocean life?
If you are, sea kelp
What do you call a can of pop found in a conglomerate?
Coca-Cola Clastic.
I was so disappointed when I went to the court house themed restaurant and all they gave me was frozen water.
Justice was served.
A woman who gave birth in a tree was sent to jail
She was charged with treeson
Did you hear about the flower who never bloomed?
It was a bud omen.
Lightning sometimes shocks people because it just doesn't know how to conduct itself.
How does the weather tie its shoes? Witha rainbow!
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
What do poplars bring to war? They bring their infan-tree.
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During ape-ril showers.
What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing!
What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
Brrrr – itos.
Checked into a hotel and was offered the black & white or the rainbow room. I chose the rainbow one as I like a room with a hue.
What type of diet did the snowman go on?
The Meltdown Diet.
When moving a piece of furniture at the weather station, you'll be needing four casters.
What do you call a Mongolian leader who got struck by lightning
Shocka Khan.
The plant was tired of being boring.
It has decided to turn over a new leaf.
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
There was a terrible fire at the shoe factory today...
Over a million soles were lost.
Why was it hard for police to catch the tree bandit? He had them stumped.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
Why did the strangers walk out onto the frozen pond?
What type of baseball player gives out all the water?
The Pitcher.
The ocean made me salty.
I had a rainbow for lunch. I'm trying to eat light.
Why are dogwood trees amazing pets? They have a great bark and a wooden bite.
I'll open fire on anyone who says video games make children violent!
The coffee shop kept samples of burnt coffee as evidence to fire their roaster.
It was used as grounds for dismissal.
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line!
Avoid pier pressure.
What did the tree say after someone hit it? We should really call the copse.
Green seemed to disappear from the rainbow it came back in full force, olive and kicking.
What do you say to a flower after a breakup?
Get clover it.
What do you call it when you get a month’s worth of rain at once?
England.
Why is the mushroom always invited to parties? Because he's a fun-gi.
Where does seaweed look for a job?
In the kelp-wanted section
Why did the forest ranger never put their tent between fires
because if they did the tents would be in a across fire
What did the Christmas tree tell his crush? I pine for you.
I live on top of the mountain and i usually have 99 problems
But the beach ain't one
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