What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
Finally put up the Christmas tree...
It really spruced up the room.
What did the water plant worker say when their facility flooded?
Dam.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A Puddle.
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.
When Mr. Mushroom saw Miss Mushroom, he didn’t hesitate to ask her out on a date because he had she was such a fungi-rl.
What did the tree tell the drill? You bore me.
Why don’t clams give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish!
How do you know flowers are capable of kissing?
They have tulips.
Are you squiding me right now?
What is fog's favorite drink? Mountain Dew
Why should you never tell jokes about radon, cobalt and yttrium? They are just too CoRnY.
I don't like clouds. They're always throwing shade.
Not many people liked the new tree I planted.
It wasn’t very poplar.
Q: How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A: At some point, there’s going to be a tree inside your house.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
What do you call a friendly volcano? Lava-ble.
I would love climbing to the peak of Mount Everest, but I do not see the point.
I can sea clearly now.
Wanna know what I said when I got hit by a water gun?
H2Oww
Did you hear about the soldier who got struck by lightning?
He had to be honorably discharged.
What did the flower write in his mother’s day card?
I’m proud to be orchid.
I tried playing baseball in the fog today.
It was a bit hit and mist.
Lightning sometimes shocks people because it just doesn't know how to conduct itself.
How do you split the ocean in half?
With a sea-saw.
Australia announced that they have begun dumping sewage into the ocean
It’s now classified as an in-continent.
Today isn’t the day to be making jokes about the weather.
It’s snow joke.
The ocean made me salty.
How was the misbehaving lightning bolt punished?
He was grounded.
I sang the rainbow song to a cop yesterday.
They arrested me for colorful language.
What do you call an 'O' on fire?
Flamingo.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pickle
Pickle who?
Pickle little flower and give it to your mother!
What did the metamorphic rock say during the test? This is too much pressure!
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
Why didn't the mexican archer fire his bow?
Because he didn't habanero.
It was so hot that the bee's perm had become extremely unmanageable, so she turned into a frizzbee.
Why was the food critic fired?
They didn't reference their sauces
There was once a mountain biker who murdered everyone in his path because he was a clinical cycle-path!
How many colors are in the rainbow? I haven't got a blue.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
My friend asked me how big the ocean is.
I said "can you be more Pacific?"
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
There was news of a snowstorm. It arrived white on time.
When you look at the sky and see the moon
You're looking at a subtle light
What do aspens wear to school? A tree-shirt.
What is a mushroom’s favorite hobby? - Spore-t!
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
What types of books do pines read? Poetree books.
What did the dessert say to the Granny Smith tree?
You’re the apple of my pie.
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