What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
We all know that rooms are just empty spaces, and no one can even dream of making a delicacy out of them. The only room is the mushroom.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
Trying to get to the end of the rainbow is a gold move.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror!
What do you call an 'O' on fire?
Flamingo.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
After being stuck in the ice storm all day long, the man said, "I am starving. Can I avalanche?"
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
How did the raindrop ask another raindrop on a date?
He asked her “Water you doing tonight?”
My glasses may be fogged up, but don’t worry I’ll be fine.
I’m optimistic!
How do you split the ocean in half?
With a sea-saw.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
Whats a bad flower pick-up line?
Lets put our tulips together?
How do cows intake water?
by Osmoosis.
Q: How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A: At some point, there’s going to be a tree inside your house.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
Never forget how beautiful the mountains are. You don't want to take them for granite.
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower!
It's ok to be negative if you find yourself in a thunderstorm.
You probably won't get struck by lightning.
What did you call an awesome geologist? A rockstar!
Why do trees always get hired? They have the right qual-leaf-ications.
What did the grouchy mushroom say to the loud mushroom? - Put a cap on it.
What does a door to door flower salesman do?
Petal his wares.
I sang the rainbow song to a cop yesterday.
They arrested me for colorful language.
What type of room do you eat? A mush room.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
I told my friend a tree pun.
He was stumped.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
Why couldn’t the oak tree make friends? All of the other trees thought that he was a bit shady.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
What did the nut tree say when his wife left him? I walnut stand for this!
They had us working like dogs at work after a storm
All I did was pick up sticks and bark.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
What do you call two bandits in a race on the ocean.
Piracy.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
What’s a bigamist?
It’s what Italians call a thick fog.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
What did the sink say to the water faucet?
You’re a real drip.
Why are flowers so good at problem-solving?
They know how to nip things in the bud.
What did the flower tell his son before a big game?
I’m rooting for you.
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
If your canoe turns upside down in the water, you can wear it on your head.
Because it’s capsized.
What did the lobsterman say when his crate turned up empty?
It a-piers we have a problem.
What holds the sun up in the sky?
Sunbeams
Why was the boxer fired from his job?
He never punched out.
Poured beer over my garden before planting the lawn. I hoped the grass would come up half cut.
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