What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
What is a zombie's favorite kind of weather?
Brainstorms.
What do zombies say to their sweethearts?
- I chew-s you.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
What cars do zombies drive?
Monster trucks.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
What kind of vehicle does Bigfoot drive?
A big toe-truck.
What is a skeleton’s favorite mode of transport?
A scare-plane.
Vampires are not even real. Unless you Count Dracula.
What did the zombie call the girl he was dating?
His ghoul-friend.
Why did the skeleton go to the hospital?
To have his ghoul bladder removed.
I love making new friends.
That’s why I studied under Dr. Frankenstein.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
What do you call a lie told by a skeleton?
A fibula.
What is the highest compliment a zombie can receive?
- Wow, you're in Grave condition!
What did the woman say when she escaped Dracula’s clutches?
- Better luck necks time!
There is a Giant Screwdriver attacking the city. Please seek shelter immediately. This is not a drill.
Why did the skeletons form a rock band?
They wanted to “Rattle them bones”!
Two skeletons are talking in a bar.
Skeleton 1: "Are you going to the funeral tomorrow?"
Skeleton 2: “Of corpse I am.”
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
Where's the safest place to be in the zombie apocalypse?
The living room.
Don't get too close to a vampire, they have a serious case of bat breath.
I don't know what Dracula's address is, but I'm pretty sure he lives on a dead end street.
One of my neighbours was stealing things from the local supermarket whilst sitting on the shoulders of two vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.
Why do trolls live under bridges?
To troll goats!
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
What kind of dog did Frankenstein want for Christmas?
A lab.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
Hear about the race between the Yeti and the Sasquatch?
The Sasquatch won, by a big foot.
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
What do you call it when the Bigfoot in charge makes pasta for all the others?
Alpha Yeti Spaghetti!
Why didn’t the skeleton laugh at the joke?
Because he didn’t have a funny bone.
What happened when the ice monster had a furious row with Frankenstein?
He gave him the cold shoulder!
Why is Frankenstein such good fun?
Because he soon has you in stitches.
What is a skeleton’s favorite thing to do with their cell phone?
Take skelfies.
Did you see that movie about King Kong, the giant ape?
The plot was pretty bananas.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
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