The skeleton was scared of going skiing, he didn’t want to wrist it.
Tne thing you won't catch a vampire ordering in a restaurant is a stake sandwich.
Where do vampire bats go to take out a loan?
To the blood bank.
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
Why didn’t the skull go to the dentist?
It was too-th late.
What did the woman say when she escaped Dracula’s clutches?
- Better luck necks time!
Why did king Minos put Minotaur inside a labyrinth?
He wanted to amaze his wife.
What does Bigfoot do to relax in his spare time?
He goes bird squatching!
Did you hear how the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
He was dead lifting.
The vampire decided to eat a throat lozenge. It was the only thing he could think of to stop his coffin fit.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
How did Dr. Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
On a piece rate.
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
Why don’t skeletons do well at sports?
Because they have no skin in the game!
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
Take a vampire to a bar, and you don't need to ask what he wants to drink. He'll have a Bloodweiser.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
What did Frankenstein say when he was struck by lightning?
Great! A jolt to the bolt!
What do you get when you cross a vampire bat and a computer?
Love at first byte.
What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
She flew off the handle.
Why did the skeleton go to acting classes?
He wanted tibia star.
I met a French vampire who had an attention deficit problem. We called him Drac..ooh la la!
What advice would you hear from a zombie?
- Never put your eggs into one casket.
Why didn’t the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn’t in it.
What do you get when you cross a strict school teacher with a vampire?
Lots of blood tests.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
What’s Frankenstein’s favorite food?
Frankenfurters.
What do you call the Frankenstein of the Gardening world?
An A-botan-ation.
Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
Two skeletons are talking in a bar.
Skeleton 1: "Are you going to the funeral tomorrow?"
Skeleton 2: “Of corpse I am.”
The troll told his girlfriend that he was head ogre heels for her.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?
A Susquatch.
What is the highest compliment a zombie can receive?
- Wow, you're in Grave condition!
What is the baby vampire's least favorite fast food establishment?
Stake n shake!
Who is the most famous French skeleton?
Napolean Bone-aparte.
I have no idea how so many people didn’t make it out the labyrinth.
It only took me a minotaur two.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
What cheese do vampires eat?
Munster.
Who's Denmark's greatest Zombie actor?
Rigor Mortissen
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
What is a zombie's favorite kind of weather?
Brainstorms.
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