Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
What happened when Frankenstein’s monster first met his girlfriend?
It was love at first fright.
Why didn’t Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster?
Because he just didn’t have the guts to do it again.
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
How did the skeletons make s’mores when they went camping?
They made them on the bone-fire.
What cars do zombies drive?
Monster trucks.
Have you heard about the Italian Bigfoot?
The spag-yeti.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
What would you call an ogre who can write and recite poetry??
Shrekspeare.
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
What do skeletons say when they set off to sea?
- Bone voyage!
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
What did the zombie say when he failed the exam?
- I didn't have enough brains.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
What is Medusa’s favorite cheese?
Gorgonzola.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
What do you call a goblin brigand?
A robgoblin.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
It's an abomi-nation.
What did the broken hearted skeleton say?
After all to-marrow is another day.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
Where do you find giant snails?
At the end of a giant’s finger.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
What did the woman say when she escaped Dracula’s clutches?
- Better luck necks time!
Why did the zombie stop teaching?
He only had one pupil!
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein!
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
What did the giant say after he ate Fiji?
- I want Samoa!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
How do you stop an Internet troll?
Seize their memes of production.
A green ogre came up to me and began saying how stressed he was/
I said, "You're a nervous Shrek."
What did the giant say to Jack when he caught him sneaking around his castle?
"Have you bean stalking me?"
Frankenstein's monster and the bride of Frankenstein sit down for dinner
Bride: How come you never help with the dinner
Frankenstein: I did
Bride: How?
Frankenstein: I did the mash...
Bride: Don't you dare
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
Stealthy minotaurs are always camooflauged.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with an ice cube?
You end up with frost bite.
Where do zombies go sailing?
Lake Eerie.
What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?
A Susquatch.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
Take a vampire to a bar, and you don't need to ask what he wants to drink. He'll have a Bloodweiser.
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