Where do bad jokes about skeletons belong?
In the skelebin.
Why couldn’t the police arrest the skeleton?
They couldn’t pin anything on him.
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
What did the last of the zombies say to the survivers of the apocalypse?
- It’s been a living hell with you guys around.
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
What's the difference between an internet troll and a video game character?
Video game characters have lives.
Did you hear that the list of famous vampires had a startling omission?
They forgot to Count Dracula!
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
An idea is one of the worst killers of vampires. They don't see it coming, and then it dawns on them.
What did Frankenstein say when he was struck by lightning?
Great! A jolt to the bolt!
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchio’s nose grew?
IT’S A LIEEEEE!!
What sound does it make when an ogre eats a witch for breakfast?
Snap cackle n' pop
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
Where do school-going vampires carry their books?
In bat-packs.
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