Why did the zombie go crazy?
He had lost his mind.
I know an old man who's a vampire. He's quite long in the tooth.
What does one vampire say to another before bed?
- I hope you have a fang-tastic day!
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
Why couldn’t the police arrest the skeleton?
They couldn’t pin anything on him.
Have you heard about the Italian Bigfoot?
The spag-yeti.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
A man has been arrested in South Africa for shooting a giant chess set
What's wrong with those big game hunters?!
Why did the zombie go to the doctor?
Because of his coffin.
Why did the zombie eat a light bulb?
Because he wanted a light snack.
Did you hear how the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
He was dead lifting.
What does it take to become a zombie?
Dead-ication.
Why can't the zombie get a job?
They all want someone more lively.
These sea monster jokes are so funny.
They had me kraken!
What’s Frankenstein’s favorite food?
Frankenfurters.
What does the zombie say to her zombie crush?
- Are you going to kiss me or rot?
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
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