The skeleton didn't mind that everyone called him a bonehead.
Why did the skeleton go to jail?
Because he was bad to the bone.
Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?
Christobrr Lee.
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
What do you call a zombie who stir-fries?
Dead Man Wokking
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
What flavor of ice cream do vampires like best?
Vein-illa!
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It’s a pain in the neck.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
Tne thing you won't catch a vampire ordering in a restaurant is a stake sandwich.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
What did the doctor say to the skeleton who had a temperature of 103 degrees?
- Looks like you are running a femur.
Why is Frankenstein always asking for help?
He’s looking for someone to give him a hand.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
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