Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
How is Big Foot so good at rock climbing?
He always finds the biggest footholds.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
Where does a thrifty Frankenstein get his limbs?
At the second-hand store.
If you think Earth has too few human-animal hybrids, then it behooves you to become a centaur.
I've always wondered if it was easy to catch Bigfoot...
I was relieved when my doctor told me it wasn't a disease.
What do you call a skeleton who hangs out in coffee shops and listens to indie music?
A hip-ster.
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
What did Dracula say to the priest who visited his castle?
Don’t you ever cross me!
Why are skeletons so good at chopping down trees?
They're LUMBARjacks!
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
I was asked who my favorite vampire was. I said it was the Muppet from Sesame Street.
They said, he doesn't count!
I replied, "I can assure you, he does!"
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
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