What was the skeleton doing at the hockey game?
Driving the zam-boney.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
I have no idea how so many people didn’t make it out the labyrinth.
It only took me a minotaur two.
What do you call a skeleton who rings the doorbell?
A dead ringer.
Why do trolls live under bridges?
To troll goats!
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.
What time do zombies wake up?
At ate o’clock!
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
Finding Bigfoot will be no small feat.
What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?
Half-calf.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?
Because other people took the bait.
- Do old zombie actors ever die?
- Yes, they sometimes drop a part.
How did the skeleton bring his groceries home from the market?
He used his Cart-ilage.
A vampire can't be a comedian. They just aren't funny, and worst of all they always know they suck.
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