What do you call a row of zombies?
A deadline.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just...
Not Yeti.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
In the night, a visitor came past my igloo. It was a yeti!
Not sure who left the other cooler, but thanks!
My wife threatened to leave me if I didn't stop making monster puns.
So I guess our relationship might as well be ogre.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
What happened when the zombie refused to pay its ticket from the police?
It was facing grave consequences.
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
The skeleton was scared of going skiing, he didn’t want to wrist it.
Where do you find giant snails?
At the end of a giant’s finger.
Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
Because they're killer comedians.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
What money do zombies use?
Crypt-o-currency.
Why is the giant afraid of Jack?
Because Jack's beanstalking him.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
What do you call the last skeleton on earth?
The end-o skeleton.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
There is a Giant Screwdriver attacking the city. Please seek shelter immediately. This is not a drill.
Did you hear that the list of famous vampires had a startling omission?
They forgot to Count Dracula!
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
What’s a skeleton’s second favorite instrument?
A sax-a-bone.
How do you know if you are dealing with a smart zombie?
They are wearing helmets!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
Come witch me to the party.
What happened to the skeleton who sat by the fire for too long?
He became bone dry.
Why did the skeleton have a broken heart?
His Boney lay over the ocean.
The skeleton couldn't keep anything tidy because of his lazy bones.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
I'd advise against letting a vampire drive you home after a Halloween party. They never check their mirrors, it will drive you batty.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
What’s a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
What is a skeleton’s favorite thing to do with their cell phone?
Take skelfies.
What did the giant octopus say to the pirate ship?
- What’s Kraken?
What is it called when a skeleton lawyer works for free!
Pro Bone-O.
What does Bigfoot do to relax in his spare time?
He goes bird squatching!
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
Where's the safest place to be in the zombie apocalypse?
The living room.
What do you call a zombie door-to-door salesman?
A dead ringer!
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
What did the zombie say when he failed the exam?
- I didn't have enough brains.
What kind of birds do skeletons like?
Sea skulls.
What time do zombies wake up?
At ate o’clock!
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