What’s a vampire’s favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.
What do you call a small Minotaur?
A Minitaur.
Where do zombies go for beach holidays?
The Dead Sea.
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
Vampires can always Count on Dracula.
What is a zombie that speaks two languages?
Zombilingual.
You will never see a vampire betting on the horses. They can't handle the stakes.
What do you call it when a monster gets mad?
Ogre-reacting!
What should you do when you see Frankenstein walking towards you?
Make a bolt for it.
Why do zombies speak Latin?
It’s a dead language.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
What’s a vampire’s favorite Shakespeare play?
A Midsummer Bite’s Dream.
What do you call an undead bee?
A zom-bee.
How did Poseidon greet the sea monster?
- Hey buddy, what's kraken?
What crosswords do zombies like?
Crypt-ic ones.
Did you hear about the goblin that got his left arm and left leg cut off?
Well don't worry, he's all right now.
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
What do hydras fear the most?
Dehydration!
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
What do you call a skeleton who hangs out in coffee shops and listens to indie music?
A hip-ster.
What do you call a half man half horse in the middle of an army formation?
The centaur of attention.
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
Why was the zombie afraid to cross the road?
He had lost his guts.
Why did the troll fall back with his army?
He didn't want to be ogre-run by the enemy.
What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
A trom-bone.
Come witch me to the party.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just...
Not Yeti.
The skeleton couldn't keep anything tidy because of his lazy bones.
The local vampire society is constantly growing. They are always looking for new blood.
What part of the military do zombies serve in?
The marine corpse.
What do you call a skeleton who goes to school but doesn’t do any work?
Lazy bones.
What do zombies serve at parties?
Finger food.
Why are skeletons so good at chopping down trees?
They're LUMBARjacks!
Why couldn’t the police arrest the skeleton?
They couldn’t pin anything on him.
"If you want to pass this point alive, you must answer my riddle: What goes on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and on three legs in the evening?" the Sphinx asked.
Oedipus pondered for a moment, "Probably one of those new Pokemones," he finally replied. "There is like 600 of them.
"Fair enough man," spoke the Sphinx. "I can't reasonably expect you to remember all their names. You may pass."
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
Dr. Frankenstein just placed an order on Amazon.
It wasn't expensive, but I imagine the shipping cost him an arm and a leg.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
What's the Kraken gonna give you that'll make you laugh uncontrollably?
Ten Tickles!
What does a heartbroken zombie say?
- I just want zombodie to love.
Why do skeletons hate the cold?
It sends chills up their spine.
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
What do vampires do when they are trying to fall asleep?
Count Draculas.
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