How does Big Foot find his way through the deepest darkest forests?
He just follows the big footpath!
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
What would you call a singer who's really scared of medusa?
A rockstar.
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
What’s a vampire’s favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.
Why don’t people like grumpy vampires?
Because they have bat tempers.
What is black, white and dead all over?
A zombie in a tuxedo.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
Why did king Minos put Minotaur inside a labyrinth?
He wanted to amaze his wife.
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
Why don't zombies eat comedians?
They taste funny.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
The skeleton didn't mind that everyone called him a bonehead.
What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?
Half-calf.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
Vampires love corny jokes and puns. I don't think they're funny, but it's probably to do with them being pun-dead.
What did the zombie say when she fell out with her vampire friend?
- You're dead to me!
The zombie's had some bad news.
He's looking very grave.
What do zombies say to their sweethearts?
- I chew-s you.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
Where's the safest place to be in the zombie apocalypse?
The living room.
How does Frankenstein speak?
Frankly.
What did the zombie say when he failed the exam?
- I didn't have enough brains.
Skeleton 1: Why are graveyards so noisy?
Skeleton 2: I don't know. Why?
Skeleton 1: Because of all the coffin.
Why do vampires always dress so nice?
Because they’re so vein!
Why did the skeleton go to the hospital?
To have his ghoul bladder removed.
Big Foot has been spotted throwing tantrums and talking back to his parents.
No wonder they call him the Sassquatch.
What does the zombie say to her zombie crush?
- Are you going to kiss me or rot?
The vampire decided to eat a throat lozenge. It was the only thing he could think of to stop his coffin fit.
The skeleton couldn't keep anything tidy because of his lazy bones.
If you think Earth has too few human-animal hybrids, then it behooves you to become a centaur.
What do troll mathematicians like to solve?
Parabolems?
What do you call a zombie DJ?
A dead beat.
What happened to the pirate ship that sank in a sea full of sharks?
It came back with a skeleton crew.
What kind of birds do skeletons like?
Sea skulls.
What do you call a yeti with a sixpack?
The abdominable snowman.
Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?
Because everyone was a goblin.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
Come witch me to the party.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
I've always wondered if it was easy to catch Bigfoot...
I was relieved when my doctor told me it wasn't a disease.
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
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