What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
What did the mummy say to the zombie?
- Stop ragging on me!
What kind of pasta do skeletons enjoy eating the most?
Elbow macaroni.
Shrek isn't bad, but he's not that great either. I guess you could say he's medi-ogre.
Take a vampire to a bar, and you don't need to ask what he wants to drink. He'll have a Bloodweiser.
I have no idea how so many people didn’t make it out the labyrinth.
It only took me a minotaur two.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
How did the archeologists know the skeletons were real?
They were bone-afide.
What job did Dracula’s son have on his little league team?
Bat boy!
Tne thing you won't catch a vampire ordering in a restaurant is a stake sandwich.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
What do you call a rich goblin?
GOBLING.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
Why did the skeleton start the fight?
He had a bone to pick.
A monster terrorized a village.
He kept doing it ogre and ogre again...
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
What do Krakens eat?
Fish and ships.
What did the zombie pour on her dinner?
Grave-y.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
Dracula really doesn't have any other vampire friends. It's because he's a total pain in the neck.
What did the zombie get when she was late to dinner?
The cold shoulder.
What tree monster prowls the forest?
Frankenpine.
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
What do zombie actors do before they perform?
They re-hearse.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
It's true what they say about scaring vampires with a torch.
You can see it in their fright of light response.
How did Poseidon greet the sea monster?
- Hey buddy, what's kraken?
What's the Kraken gonna give you that'll make you laugh uncontrollably?
Ten Tickles!
Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?
He threw his arm out.
Why couldn’t the police arrest the skeleton?
They couldn’t pin anything on him.
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
Don't get too close to a vampire, they have a serious case of bat breath.
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
How did Dr. Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
On a piece rate.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
What do you call a herd of undead llamas?
The zombie alpacalypse.
What kind of vehicle does Bigfoot drive?
A big toe-truck.
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
The local vampire society is constantly growing. They are always looking for new blood.
Finding Bigfoot will be no small feat.
Last night, like every night, I dreamt I was half horse, half man.
My shrink says I'm just being self centaured.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
What do you call a dad joke about skeletons?
A skele-pun!
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
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