Did you hear about the zombie who was expelled from school?
He kept buttering up his teacher!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?
Because other people took the bait.
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
What did the doctor say to the skeleton who had a temperature of 103 degrees?
- Looks like you are running a femur.
What do skeletons say when they set off to sea?
- Bone voyage!
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
Why didn’t the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn’t in it.
What’s a vampire bat’s favorite food?
I-scream!
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
Vampires love corny jokes and puns. I don't think they're funny, but it's probably to do with them being pun-dead.
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
What is a vampire’s favorite sport?
Casketball.
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
What do vampires use when baking cakes?
Batter.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
What's a goblins favorite dinner?
Ghoulash.
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
What happened when Dr. Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?
He got atomic ache.
What do troll mathematicians like to solve?
Parabolems?
What did the zombie bank robber say to the cops?
- You'll never take me alive.
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
Vampires can always Count on Dracula.
Why was the skeleton a success at work?
He had a head for business.
What do you call a half man half horse in the middle of an army formation?
The centaur of attention.
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
What do you call a bunch of zombie chickens?
The Bu-gawking Dead
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
Why are vampires like false teeth?
They come out at night.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
Why don't zombies eat comedians?
They taste funny.
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween?
Ghoul-aid!!!
What flavor of ice cream do vampires like best?
Vein-illa!
What kind of pet fish did the skeleton have?
A bonefish.
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