What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
Why did the ad agency hire a hydra?
She knew how to wear many different hats.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
Where does a zombie get a spare body part
Second hand.
Why didn’t the skeleton laugh at the joke?
Because he didn’t have a funny bone.
Why did the zombie take a sick day?
She had cold symp-tombs.
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
What did the giant octopus say to the pirate ship?
- What’s Kraken?
Did you hear about the giant who threw up?
It's all over town!
Why didn’t the skull go to the dentist?
It was too-th late.
You will never see a vampire betting on the horses. They can't handle the stakes.
What do you call a yeti with a sixpack?
The abdominable snowman.
How did Frankenstein know Jesus was coming for a visit?
He used his frankincense.
How do you know if you are dealing with a smart zombie?
They are wearing helmets!
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
What’s a vampire bat’s favorite food?
I-scream!
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
You have to hunt down a troll and kill it with a gun. After you find it, you accidently lose sight of it. In rage, you fire your gun. The bullets hit the troll and it dies.
What do you tell the person who sent you on the quest?
- I lost gun-trol.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
What does a polite vampire say to its victim?
- Fang you very much.
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
What kind of potatoes do zombies like?
Monster mash.
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
My friend who's a vampire was feeling a bit low. I told him to drink B positive.
Sad to hear that Baron von Frankenstein has given up on his dream of being an actor.
He couldn’t get the parts.
Did you know Doctor Frankenstein used to be a lonely, lonely man?
Then he learned how to make friends.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
Why do vampires need cold medicine?
For their coffin.
Why did Dr. Frankenstein hire Igor as his assistant?
He had a hunch about him.
What do skeletons complain about?
Aching bones.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
What’s a zombie’s favorite toy?
A dead-y bear.
Did you hear about the zombie who was expelled from school?
He kept buttering up his teacher!
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
Why don’t vampire’s make good artists?
Because all they draw is blood.
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
Judging by the sounds, there’s an ogre staying in the hotel room above me.
Hopefully he shreks out tomorrow.
Why was the skeleton scared of the baby?
Because he was an ankle biter.
What did the zombie get when she was late to dinner?
The cold shoulder.
What kind of vehicle does Bigfoot drive?
A big toe-truck.
What do you call it when the Bigfoot in charge makes pasta for all the others?
Alpha Yeti Spaghetti!
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
Why was the skeleton a success at work?
He had a head for business.
Why is Frankenstein’s monster so popular?
He’s a real people person.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
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