How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
The zombie worked for years to win this prize. He showed real dead-ication.
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
Which musical group did Frankenstein not like at all?
The Village People.
What type of candy sent the skeleton to the hospital?
Jawbreakers.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
Why is the giant afraid of Jack?
Because Jack's beanstalking him.
What do you call an undead bee?
A zom-bee.
Why are skeletons so good at chopping down trees?
They're LUMBARjacks!
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
What kind of hats does the skeleton baseball league wear?
Skullcaps.
What would you call a singer who's really scared of medusa?
A rockstar.
The zombie astrologer writes really scary predictions.
They're horror-scopes.
Why do vampires eat lentils?
Because they are so into pulses.
I don’t care if all of the other giants see me as a big joke for filing a restraining order on a guy I’ve got 75 feet on.
Beanstalked is a serious matter.
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
What do you call Bigfoot from Canada?
Sasquatch-ewan.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
Why didn’t the skeleton laugh at the joke?
Because he didn’t have a funny bone.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
An idea is one of the worst killers of vampires. They don't see it coming, and then it dawns on them.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
A trom-bone.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
Why didn’t the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn’t in it.
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
Frankenstein's monster and the bride of Frankenstein sit down for dinner
Bride: How come you never help with the dinner
Frankenstein: I did
Bride: How?
Frankenstein: I did the mash...
Bride: Don't you dare
Vampires can always Count on Dracula.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
Why did the zombie lose his lawsuit?
He had no leg to stand on!
Dr. Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It’s a new pill consisting of 50 percent glue and 50 percent aspirin.
Igor: But what is it for?
Dr. Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
Are sasquatches superstitious?
Yes, they always knock on wood!
What did Dr.Frankenstein say when his monster spat on him?
It’s saliva!
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
Why didn’t the zombie stay in town?
There was a new head strong sherif in town!
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
What did the zombie pour on her dinner?
Grave-y.
If two vampires have a race, will it be neck and neck?
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
It's true what they say about scaring vampires with a torch.
You can see it in their fright of light response.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
Why did king Minos put Minotaur inside a labyrinth?
He wanted to amaze his wife.
Has the abominable snowman called?
Not Yeti.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
Why didn’t Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster?
Because he just didn’t have the guts to do it again.
What does a skeleton use to cut through objects?
A shoulder blade.
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
Go to BabaMail
