If you think Earth has too few human-animal hybrids, then it behooves you to become a centaur.
What does Bigfoot do to relax in his spare time?
He goes bird squatching!
What’s a vampire’s favorite cocktail?
A Bloody Mary.
What do you call a skeleton who hangs out in coffee shops and listens to indie music?
A hip-ster.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius…
But his brother Frank was a monster.
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
If two vampires have a race, will it be neck and neck?
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
People say Frankenstein’s monster had a temper…
But actually he was surprisingly level-headed.
Why do vampires need cold medicine?
For their coffin.
There's a group of girls that love vampires at my school. I really want to join their fang club.
Which building do vampires always visit when in New York?
The Vampire State Building.
What’s a vampire bat’s favorite food?
I-scream!
What does the skeleton chef say when he serves you a meal?
- Bone Appetit!
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
What do you call a troll that’s in charge?
In control.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
Why aren't there more Bigfoot jokes?
There are, but they're really hard to find!
What kind of hats does the skeleton baseball league wear?
Skullcaps.
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
I don't know what Dracula's address is, but I'm pretty sure he lives on a dead end street.
What would you call a vampire who is into finance?
Account Dracula.
I met an annoying squid who wanted to become a comedian.
He wouldn’t stop kraken jokes.
Pan wants to lead his kind to rebellion, but...
He can't get no Satyr Faction.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?
A Susquatch.
A barber, a hairdresser, and Bigfoot walk into a bar...
You know what...I'm gonna shave this joke for another time.
Why did the zombie lose his lawsuit?
He had no leg to stand on!
Please stop making jokes about little people
How would you feel if a bunch of giants made jokes about you?
What job did Dracula’s son have on his little league team?
Bat boy!
What part of the military do zombies serve in?
The marine corpse.
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
Why don’t vampires use the front door?
Because they use the bat flap instead.
The troll told his girlfriend that he was head ogre heels for her.
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
What kind of vehicle does Bigfoot drive?
A big toe-truck.
What do you call a Yeti Gardener?
A hairy potter.
A vampire broke up with his girlfriend when she had a blood test. He told her she wasn't his type.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
Why did the zombie go crazy?
He had lost his mind.
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
What do you call it when the Bigfoot in charge makes pasta for all the others?
Alpha Yeti Spaghetti!
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
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