What is a skeleton’s favorite TV show?
Bone-anza!
Pan wants to lead his kind to rebellion, but...
He can't get no Satyr Faction.
What’s the best time for Frankenstein to go to a party?
Fright now.
How did Poseidon greet the sea monster?
- Hey buddy, what's kraken?
What do you call a duck with fangs?
Quackula.
Vampires are too easy to play jokes on. Suckers.
What is the baby vampire's least favorite fast food establishment?
Stake n shake!
Why are Minotaurs always broke?
Because their loan sharks are always milking them dry!
How do you know Frankenstein is tired?
He’s dead on his feet.
What did the zombie pour on her dinner?
Grave-y.
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
What do you get when you cross a goblin, a stop sign, and immortality?
An everlasting gobstopper!
What do you call a dad joke about skeletons?
A skele-pun!
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
It's an abomi-nation.
What do zombies eat for dessert?
Eyes cream.
What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein’s monster?
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
Where do school-going vampires carry their books?
In bat-packs.
What cheese do vampires eat?
Munster.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
What do you call a small Minotaur?
A Minitaur.
How do you know if you are dealing with a smart zombie?
They are wearing helmets!
What would you call a singer who's really scared of medusa?
A rockstar.
Why did the zombie lose his lawsuit?
He had no leg to stand on!
What does a vampire do after taking a shower?
It stands on a bat mat.
What type of candy sent the skeleton to the hospital?
Jawbreakers.
What is the highest compliment a zombie can receive?
- Wow, you're in Grave condition!
If you're wondering if someone's become a vampire, there's an easy way to tell. A true vampire is always coffin.
What type of art do skeletons like?
Skulltures!
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
You have to hunt down a troll and kill it with a gun. After you find it, you accidently lose sight of it. In rage, you fire your gun. The bullets hit the troll and it dies.
What do you tell the person who sent you on the quest?
- I lost gun-trol.
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
Why don’t vampire’s make good artists?
Because all they draw is blood.
Who babysits young Bigfoots?
Sasq-watcher.
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
What do you call a communist vampire?
A red blood count.
Why did the skeleton go to the dance?
To see the boogie man.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
What do you call it when Dr. Frankenstein makes tea?
A monstrositea.
What's the difference between an internet troll and a video game character?
Video game characters have lives.
Did you hear that the police arrested a pair of vampires?
They got them on two Counts of robbing a blood bank!
Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?
Because everyone was a goblin.
What cars do zombies drive?
Monster trucks.
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
Why did the skeleton go to the hospital?
To have his ghoul bladder removed.
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