How do you talk to giants?
Use big words!
Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?
Christobrr Lee.
What did the zombie say after seeing his neighbor’s new car?
- I’m green with envy!
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just...
Not Yeti.
The skeleton couldn't keep anything tidy because of his lazy bones.
The zombie had had a really long day at work.
She was dead tired.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
Why is Frankenstein’s monster so popular?
He’s a real people person.
When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny bone.
What do you call it when the Bigfoot in charge makes pasta for all the others?
Alpha Yeti Spaghetti!
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
What do skeletons complain about?
Aching bones.
Dr. Frankenstein just placed an order on Amazon.
It wasn't expensive, but I imagine the shipping cost him an arm and a leg.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
Why don’t vampires use the front door?
Because they use the bat flap instead.
What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
A Sasquash.
Why doesn’t Frankenstein go on airplanes?
He can’t get past the airport metal detector.
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
Live to tell the tail.
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
Did you hear about the giant who threw up?
It's all over town!
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
What’s a skeleton’s second favorite instrument?
A sax-a-bone.
What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
A trom-bone.
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
A vampire broke up with his girlfriend when she had a blood test. He told her she wasn't his type.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
Because he had a bone to pick.
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
What do you call a dad joke about skeletons?
A skele-pun!
Why does Bigfoot only leave footprints behind?
Sasquatch doesn't litter in the great outdoors.
The local vampire society is constantly growing. They are always looking for new blood.
You have to hunt down a troll and kill it with a gun. After you find it, you accidently lose sight of it. In rage, you fire your gun. The bullets hit the troll and it dies.
What do you tell the person who sent you on the quest?
- I lost gun-trol.
What do skeletons say when they set off to sea?
- Bone voyage!
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
What did the zombie pour on her dinner?
Grave-y.
How does Frankenstein speak?
Frankly.
Why did the skeleton go to acting classes?
He wanted tibia star.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster give up boxing?
Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks.
What does a skeleton use to cut through objects?
A shoulder blade.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
What is the highest compliment a zombie can receive?
- Wow, you're in Grave condition!
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