What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
What do you call a bodybuilder skeleton?
A musculoskeleton.
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
What type of art do skeletons like?
Skulltures!
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
What job did Dracula’s son have on his little league team?
Bat boy!
Why are skeletons so good at chopping down trees?
They're LUMBARjacks!
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
Vampires are not even real. Unless you Count Dracula.
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
What kind of vehicle does Bigfoot drive?
A big toe-truck.
The vampires were in a mood, so I thought I'd do something to cheer them up. They were over the moon that I re-vamped their castle.
In the night, a visitor came past my igloo. It was a yeti!
Not sure who left the other cooler, but thanks!
What do vampires do when they are trying to fall asleep?
Count Draculas.
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
What did the broken hearted skeleton say?
After all to-marrow is another day.
Where do vampire bats go to take out a loan?
To the blood bank.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
Titanic.
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
On reflection, vampires aren't actually that scary.
What do zombies call a battle between classical music composers where one of them loses their mind?
A de-Bach-le.
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
What do you get when you cross a strict school teacher with a vampire?
Lots of blood tests.
What is a skeleton’s favorite mode of transport?
A scare-plane.
What happened when Frankenstein’s monster first met his girlfriend?
It was love at first fright.
Vampires are too easy to play jokes on. Suckers.
I knew a vampire who became a poet.
He went from bat to verse.
Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
What do skeletons hate the most about the wind?
Nothing. It goes right through them.
Why is Frankenstein always asking for help?
He’s looking for someone to give him a hand.
Where do zombie monkeys live?
In the brain forest.
Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?
Because other people took the bait.
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
Why did the skeleton start the fight?
He had a bone to pick.
What does a heartbroken zombie say?
- I just want zombodie to love.
What did the minotaur say to the real estate agent?
- Amazing.
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
Normal Zombies: BRAAINNNNSSS!!
Vegetarian Zombies: GRAAINNNNSSS!!
Body Builder Zombies: GAAINNNNSSS!!
Plumber Zombies: DRAAINNNNSSS!!
Conductor Zombies: TRAAINNNNSSS!!
Weatherman Zombies: RAAINNNNSSS!!
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
What do you call a yeti with a sixpack?
The abdominable snowman.
What happened when Dr. Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?
He got atomic ache.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
What do zombies serve at parties?
Finger food.
Why did the skeletons form a rock band?
They wanted to “Rattle them bones”!
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchio’s nose grew?
IT’S A LIEEEEE!!
How did the skeleton baker make bread?
He Knee-d it.
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