What did the Japanese skeleton put in his sushi?
Bone-ito flakes.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
What do you call a yeti with a sixpack?
The abdominable snowman.
What do you call a bunch of zombie chickens?
The Bu-gawking Dead
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spare ribs.
What did the doctor say to the skeleton who had a temperature of 103 degrees?
- Looks like you are running a femur.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
What do you get when you cross a strict school teacher with a vampire?
Lots of blood tests.
What was the skeleton’s favorite Christmas candy?
Bone-bone.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
How did the skeleton bring his groceries home from the market?
He used his Cart-ilage.
Did you hear about the person who watched too many Shrek movies?
He ogre-dosed.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
Vampires can always Count on Dracula.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
How do zombies introduce themselves?
- Pleased to eat you.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
What job did Dracula’s son have on his little league team?
Bat boy!
What type of candy sent the skeleton to the hospital?
Jawbreakers.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
What did Frankenstein say when he was struck by lightning?
Great! A jolt to the bolt!
Have you heard about the Italian Bigfoot?
The spag-yeti.
What do zombies say to their sweethearts?
- I chew-s you.
Where's the safest place to be in the zombie apocalypse?
The living room.
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein!
I’ve started dating Medusa recently.
Our relationship rocks!
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
What do skeletons complain about?
Aching bones.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
College-age vampires only ever shop in one place - Forever 21.
What does one vampire say to another before bed?
- I hope you have a fang-tastic day!
What do you call an undead bee?
A zom-bee.
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
What do zombies call a battle between classical music composers where one of them loses their mind?
A de-Bach-le.
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
What do Krakens eat?
Fish and ships.
I hear the Minotaur is really stubborn....
He's really bull-headed.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
What’s Frankenstein’s favorite food?
Frankenfurters.
What did the giant say to Jack when he caught him sneaking around his castle?
"Have you bean stalking me?"
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
"This graveyard's gotten way too popular," said the zombie to the vampire.
"People are dying to get in."
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