What is a skeleton’s favorite mode of transport?
A scare-plane.
What does goblin's blood consist of?
Hemogoblin.
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
What did the Turkey wear on Halloween?
He was a goblin.
What streets do zombies live on?
Dead ends.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
What time do zombies wake up?
At ate o’clock!
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
What does it take to become a zombie?
Dead-ication.
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
Did you hear that the list of famous vampires had a startling omission?
They forgot to Count Dracula!
What kind of vehicle does Bigfoot drive?
A big toe-truck.
I have no idea how so many people didn’t make it out the labyrinth.
It only took me a minotaur two.
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
What do you call a communist vampire?
A red blood count.
I don’t care if all of the other giants see me as a big joke for filing a restraining order on a guy I’ve got 75 feet on.
Beanstalked is a serious matter.
Why was the zombie so grumpy?
He woke up on the wrong side of the dead.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
I don't know what Dracula's address is, but I'm pretty sure he lives on a dead end street.
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
What do you call it when Dr. Frankenstein makes tea?
A monstrositea.
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
I'd advise against letting a vampire drive you home after a Halloween party. They never check their mirrors, it will drive you batty.
Big Foot has been spotted throwing tantrums and talking back to his parents.
No wonder they call him the Sassquatch.
What is the highest compliment a zombie can receive?
- Wow, you're in Grave condition!
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
How do you talk to giants?
Use big words!
The skeleton didn't mind that everyone called him a bonehead.
What does a baby vampire say before going to bed?
- Turn on the dark, I’m scared of the light.
What is a zombie’s favorite shampoo?
Head & Shoulders.
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
What kind of birds do skeletons like?
Sea skulls.
What kind of dog did Frankenstein want for Christmas?
A lab.
Who is the most famous French skeleton?
Napolean Bone-aparte.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
Witch you were here.
What did the Japanese skeleton put in his sushi?
Bone-ito flakes.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?
He threw his arm out.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
A monster terrorized a village.
He kept doing it ogre and ogre again...
People say Frankenstein’s monster had a temper…
But actually he was surprisingly level-headed.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
What cheese do vampires eat?
Munster.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
Judging by the sounds, there’s an ogre staying in the hotel room above me.
Hopefully he shreks out tomorrow.
The skeleton ordered a cabernet wine with a full body because he didn't have one.
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