What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?
A Susquatch.
Sad to hear that Baron von Frankenstein has given up on his dream of being an actor.
He couldn’t get the parts.
Has the abominable snowman called?
Not Yeti.
How does Big Foot find his way through the deepest darkest forests?
He just follows the big footpath!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
What kind of makeup do zombies wear?
Mas-scare-a.
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
Don't get too close to a vampire, they have a serious case of bat breath.
Dracula really doesn't have any other vampire friends. It's because he's a total pain in the neck.
What does Bigfoot do to relax in his spare time?
He goes bird squatching!
Why didn’t Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster?
Because he just didn’t have the guts to do it again.
Vampires love corny jokes and puns. I don't think they're funny, but it's probably to do with them being pun-dead.
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
What do they call Bigfoot in Europe?
Bigmeter.
Why aren't there more Bigfoot jokes?
There are, but they're really hard to find!
What do you call a Minotaur in a playground?
A swing and a myth.
What time do zombies wake up?
At ate o’clock!
What do you call a rich goblin?
GOBLING.
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
Why did the skeletons form a rock band?
They wanted to “Rattle them bones”!
Why did the troll go running?
To keep up with you!
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
A giant fly has attacked the local police...
Police have called the SWAT team.
Where does a zombie get a spare body part
Second hand.
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchio’s nose grew?
IT’S A LIEEEEE!!
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
Why is Frankenstein always asking for help?
He’s looking for someone to give him a hand.
Why did the skeleton go to the dance?
To see the boogie man.
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
Why did the zombie bite off the comedian's hands?
His jokes were too funny to handle.
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster go to a psychiatrist?
He thought he had a screw loose.
What do hydras fear the most?
Dehydration!
Did you hear about the zombie after-school club?
It's dead in that place.
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
What did the giant octopus say to the pirate ship?
- What’s Kraken?
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
What does a skeleton use to cut through objects?
A shoulder blade.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
What do you call the last skeleton on earth?
The end-o skeleton.
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
Did you hear about the goblin that got his left arm and left leg cut off?
Well don't worry, he's all right now.
How does Bigfoot stay in shape?
It does Sas-squats.
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
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