What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.