What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
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