What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
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