I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!