How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
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