Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
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