I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
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