Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
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