What type of films should players watch to improve their shot? Slap stick.
In later years was the Great One in decline? Yes he was on the Wayne.
Which legend lived in a shack? Was it Eddy? No, Ma-hovel-ich!
Will the Red Wings be able to replace their venerable captain Steve? No, because
when it comes to hockey smarts there is no Yzer man.
Which Habs great once worked as a janitor? Broom-Broom Geoffrion.
What trophy does a stay-at-home defencemen win? The Snorris!
In Quebec they used to practise throwing the puck in the zone, and then
sitting back to wait for a turnover. But eventually the players were
criticized for this dump-and-chaise tactic.
Which trophy has the most glitz? The Lady Bling.
Where did the Flopper work in the offseason? At Dominik's Hat-Check.
Would Gretzky have changed his name in order to play in Mexico?
Yes, The Great Juan did what it takes.
Who's got a penchant for spearing? Pronger!
Even if injuries end it prematurely, Paul's had a good Kariya.
If the wooden face mask was popularized by Jacques Plante, was the wooden
cup made popular by Jock Plank?
Ed Belfour's new contract offer isn't high compared to other goal tenders.
If there's a Tim Horton's chain, should there be a Lanny McDonald's? Or Doug
Harvey's? And what about Ron's Francise?
Did Cyclops the X-man play hockey? Yes, he enjoyed lasing up the skates.
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