What trophy do you get if you never score any points? The Art Rouse.
Soviet goaltenders got their hair cut at Vladislav's Tress-shack.
The Montreal baseball team relocated to Tampa after being purchased by the
Exposito bros.
Will the Red Wings be able to replace their venerable captain Steve? No, because
when it comes to hockey smarts there is no Yzer man.
I could go on and on about Salming but I don't want to Borje.
What trophy does a stay-at-home defencemen win? The Snorris!
Ed Belfour's new contract offer isn't high compared to other goal tenders.
What type of films should players watch to improve their shot? Slap stick.
Which front-office type is the most promiscuous? The general ménageur.
Who's got a penchant for spearing? Pronger!
Which LA King was the total package? Parcel Dionne.
Which Habs great once worked as a janitor? Broom-Broom Geoffrion.
What did they give former Flyers left-winger Brian when he successfully
bulked up? Massive Propps.
Which rangy centre could cover the whole ice? Jean Umbrelliveau.
Where do Danish players aim with the puck? Top kroner.
In later years was the Great One in decline? Yes he was on the Wayne.
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