Which HOF defenceman was nicknamed The Gravedigger? Denis Plotvin.
A certain Leafs right-winger was sued by the Louisiana government. He was
Owen N'awlins.
Would Gretzky have changed his name in order to play in Mexico?
Yes, The Great Juan did what it takes.
Which trophy has the most glitz? The Lady Bling.
Where do Danish players aim with the puck? Top kroner.
Which hulking left-winger could body-slam The Giant? Dave Andre-chuck.
Which rangy centre could cover the whole ice? Jean Umbrelliveau.
Ed Belfour's new contract offer isn't high compared to other goal tenders.
Why do referees always hurry to catch their next flight? Because it's "two
minutes 'fore boarding!"
The coddled superstar sat in the seats with the fans instead of on the bench
with the team; for this, ironically enough, he was accused of grandstanding!
But would they be stoned by the goalie?
No, they'd smoke it right between the pipes!
Will the Red Wings be able to replace their venerable captain Steve? No, because
when it comes to hockey smarts there is no Yzer man.
The ref keeps shafting us the offsides; I think he's blue lyin'.
Where do players hide their marijuana?
Between the stash marks.
In Quebec they used to practise throwing the puck in the zone, and then
sitting back to wait for a turnover. But eventually the players were
criticized for this dump-and-chaise tactic.
If there's a Tim Horton's chain, should there be a Lanny McDonald's? Or Doug
Harvey's? And what about Ron's Francise?
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