The Montreal baseball team relocated to Tampa after being purchased by the
Exposito bros.
Can linesmen enter the Hall of Fame? Yes, because they decide who's HOFside.
Would they get two minutes for tripping?
Not if they spliff the defence.
In later years was the Great One in decline? Yes he was on the Wayne.
But would they be stoned by the goalie?
No, they'd smoke it right between the pipes!
Opposing coaches facing the Leafs in the 60s and 70s knew that Dave was the
one to Keon.
Which hulking left-winger could body-slam The Giant? Dave Andre-chuck.
Which Nordique great has recurring ligament problems? Peter Spaz-knee!
In Quebec they used to practise throwing the puck in the zone, and then
sitting back to wait for a turnover. But eventually the players were
criticized for this dump-and-chaise tactic.
Where's the weak spot on a Scottish goalie? The fief hole.
Soviet goaltenders got their hair cut at Vladislav's Tress-shack.
What did they give former Flyers left-winger Brian when he successfully
bulked up? Massive Propps.
A certain Leafs right-winger was sued by the Louisiana government. He was
Owen N'awlins.
What trophy does a stay-at-home defencemen win? The Snorris!
I could go on and on about Salming but I don't want to Borje.
Which superstar has a nose for the puck? Mario the Magsniffascent.
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