I could go on and on about Salming but I don't want to Borje.
In Quebec they used to practise throwing the puck in the zone, and then
sitting back to wait for a turnover. But eventually the players were
criticized for this dump-and-chaise tactic.
What did they give former Flyers left-winger Brian when he successfully
bulked up? Massive Propps.
Which Finn is like a hotdog on the ice? Teemu Salami.
The refs kept calling interference, even though goalmouth incidents were in
de-crease.
Would Gretzky have changed his name in order to play in Mexico?
Yes, The Great Juan did what it takes.
Which superstar has a nose for the puck? Mario the Magsniffascent.
What type of films should players watch to improve their shot? Slap stick.
What trophy do you get if you never score any points? The Art Rouse.
Ed Belfour's new contract offer isn't high compared to other goal tenders.
The ref keeps shafting us the offsides; I think he's blue lyin'.
Will the Red Wings be able to replace their venerable captain Steve? No, because
when it comes to hockey smarts there is no Yzer man.
Which front-office type is the most promiscuous? The general ménageur.
A certain Leafs right-winger was sued by the Louisiana government. He was
Owen N'awlins.
Which rangy centre could cover the whole ice? Jean Umbrelliveau.
The coddled superstar sat in the seats with the fans instead of on the bench
with the team; for this, ironically enough, he was accused of grandstanding!
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