After the Moroccan scored a Hat-trick, the players gathered for the fez-off.
I could go on and on about Salming but I don't want to Borje.
Soviet goaltenders got their hair cut at Vladislav's Tress-shack.
What did they give former Flyers left-winger Brian when he successfully
bulked up? Massive Propps.
Which Habs great once worked as a janitor? Broom-Broom Geoffrion.
If Messier retires he's sure to be moosed.
Would they get two minutes for tripping?
Not if they spliff the defence.
In later years was the Great One in decline? Yes he was on the Wayne.
Even if injuries end it prematurely, Paul's had a good Kariya.
Where do players hide their marijuana?
Between the stash marks.
Can linesmen enter the Hall of Fame? Yes, because they decide who's HOFside.
Which local sportswriters are most effusive? Those who work in the praise
box!
If there's a Tim Horton's chain, should there be a Lanny McDonald's? Or Doug
Harvey's? And what about Ron's Francise?
Which hulking left-winger could body-slam The Giant? Dave Andre-chuck.
What type of films should players watch to improve their shot? Slap stick.
Which Finn is like a hotdog on the ice? Teemu Salami.