Which local sportswriters are most effusive? Those who work in the praise
box!
Soviet goaltenders got their hair cut at Vladislav's Tress-shack.
Which Nordique great has recurring ligament problems? Peter Spaz-knee!
Which legend lived in a shack? Was it Eddy? No, Ma-hovel-ich!
Which Finn is like a hotdog on the ice? Teemu Salami.
In later years was the Great One in decline? Yes he was on the Wayne.
What type of films should players watch to improve their shot? Slap stick.
Which HOF defenceman was nicknamed The Gravedigger? Denis Plotvin.
If there's a Tim Horton's chain, should there be a Lanny McDonald's? Or Doug
Harvey's? And what about Ron's Francise?
When the defender was put in the box for spearing Jaromir Jagr, he
complained "but it was only a poke-Czech!"
Can linesmen enter the Hall of Fame? Yes, because they decide who's HOFside.
The Montreal baseball team relocated to Tampa after being purchased by the
Exposito bros.
Which superstar has a nose for the puck? Mario the Magsniffascent.
Which front-office type is the most promiscuous? The general ménageur.
I could go on and on about Salming but I don't want to Borje.
Where's the weak spot on a Scottish goalie? The fief hole.
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