Which trophy has the most glitz? The Lady Bling.
The ref keeps shafting us the offsides; I think he's blue lyin'.
Would Gretzky have changed his name in order to play in Mexico?
Yes, The Great Juan did what it takes.
Which local sportswriters are most effusive? Those who work in the praise
box!
Even if injuries end it prematurely, Paul's had a good Kariya.
Ed Belfour's new contract offer isn't high compared to other goal tenders.
What trophy does a stay-at-home defencemen win? The Snorris!
Which LA King was the total package? Parcel Dionne.
If Messier retires he's sure to be moosed.
The refs kept calling interference, even though goalmouth incidents were in
de-crease.
Where's the weak spot on a Scottish goalie? The fief hole.
Did Cyclops the X-man play hockey? Yes, he enjoyed lasing up the skates.
Opposing coaches facing the Leafs in the 60s and 70s knew that Dave was the
one to Keon.
But would they be stoned by the goalie?
No, they'd smoke it right between the pipes!
Who's got a penchant for spearing? Pronger!
Which front-office type is the most promiscuous? The general ménageur.
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