Would Gretzky have changed his name in order to play in Mexico?
Yes, The Great Juan did what it takes.
The ref keeps shafting us the offsides; I think he's blue lyin'.
In later years was the Great One in decline? Yes he was on the Wayne.
Will the Red Wings be able to replace their venerable captain Steve? No, because
when it comes to hockey smarts there is no Yzer man.
Which LA King was the total package? Parcel Dionne.
Ed Belfour's new contract offer isn't high compared to other goal tenders.
What did they give former Flyers left-winger Brian when he successfully
bulked up? Massive Propps.
Where do Danish players aim with the puck? Top kroner.
A certain Leafs right-winger was sued by the Louisiana government. He was
Owen N'awlins.
Which Habs great once worked as a janitor? Broom-Broom Geoffrion.
What's the sweetest moment in a hockey game? When they're icing the puck.
Did Cyclops the X-man play hockey? Yes, he enjoyed lasing up the skates.
If Messier retires he's sure to be moosed.
Which HOF defenceman was nicknamed The Gravedigger? Denis Plotvin.
The coddled superstar sat in the seats with the fans instead of on the bench
with the team; for this, ironically enough, he was accused of grandstanding!
Soviet goaltenders got their hair cut at Vladislav's Tress-shack.
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