What trophy do you get if you never score any points? The Art Rouse.
The Montreal baseball team relocated to Tampa after being purchased by the
Exposito bros.
If Messier retires he's sure to be moosed.
Where do Danish players aim with the puck? Top kroner.
Ed Belfour's new contract offer isn't high compared to other goal tenders.
The coddled superstar sat in the seats with the fans instead of on the bench
with the team; for this, ironically enough, he was accused of grandstanding!
Will the Red Wings be able to replace their venerable captain Steve? No, because
when it comes to hockey smarts there is no Yzer man.
The ref keeps shafting us the offsides; I think he's blue lyin'.
Where did the Flopper work in the offseason? At Dominik's Hat-Check.
Soviet goaltenders got their hair cut at Vladislav's Tress-shack.
After the Moroccan scored a Hat-trick, the players gathered for the fez-off.
What did they give former Flyers left-winger Brian when he successfully
bulked up? Massive Propps.
Which Nordique great has recurring ligament problems? Peter Spaz-knee!
In later years was the Great One in decline? Yes he was on the Wayne.
Can linesmen enter the Hall of Fame? Yes, because they decide who's HOFside.
If the wooden face mask was popularized by Jacques Plante, was the wooden
cup made popular by Jock Plank?
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