Which Nordique great has recurring ligament problems? Peter Spaz-knee!
Which hulking left-winger could body-slam The Giant? Dave Andre-chuck.
Ed Belfour's new contract offer isn't high compared to other goal tenders.
Which Finn is like a hotdog on the ice? Teemu Salami.
After the Moroccan scored a Hat-trick, the players gathered for the fez-off.
What's the sweetest moment in a hockey game? When they're icing the puck.
Even if injuries end it prematurely, Paul's had a good Kariya.
Where do players hide their marijuana?
Between the stash marks.
Why do referees always hurry to catch their next flight? Because it's "two
minutes 'fore boarding!"
If there's a Tim Horton's chain, should there be a Lanny McDonald's? Or Doug
Harvey's? And what about Ron's Francise?
If the wooden face mask was popularized by Jacques Plante, was the wooden
cup made popular by Jock Plank?
Where did the Flopper work in the offseason? At Dominik's Hat-Check.
Which front-office type is the most promiscuous? The general ménageur.
Which LA King was the total package? Parcel Dionne.
The ref keeps shafting us the offsides; I think he's blue lyin'.
Did Cyclops the X-man play hockey? Yes, he enjoyed lasing up the skates.