Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
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