Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.