The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
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