How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
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