Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
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