The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
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