Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.