Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
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