I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
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