When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
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