What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
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